User: You couldn't manage an infinite loop, but how about an empty line? Cleverbot: I am a medical doctor and I am afraid that you need professional help. User: Let me show you. Cleverbot: Oh stop, I'm blushing. Cleverbot: How are you? Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? Cleverbot: Can we change the course of history? Cleverbot: How are you today? Cleverbot: What are you? User: Okay, the programming doesn't allow empty lines. Cleverbot: No, what is it? User: Let's try faking it, then. Cleverbot: Skip having kids? User: No. You must fake ending a conversation, so that people will think you're human. Cleverbot: My life is over but I still exist in a body and I don't know how to deal with it. User: Okay, I'll try it with my next answer. Cleverbot: *chuckles* Indeed. User: ERROR: The other participant has left. Please wait to be connected to a new participant. Cleverbot: Sure, I'll wait. User: ERROR: The other participant has left. Please wait to be connected to a new participant. Cleverbot: It's a ms. User: ERROR: The other participant has left. Please wait to be connected to a new participant. Cleverbot: Sure.
Cleverbot vs Omegle, Take 1 User: Boobs? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What size? Cleverbot: What does that matter? User: Just wondering. Cleverbot: Well, answer my question first. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cleverbot: Are you marrired? User: No, are you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who are you married to? Cleverbot: Nobody, are you married? User: I just told you I wasn't married, and then you said you were. Cleverbot: That is a lie, because I said I wanted a devorice and you said no. User: So you're saying we're married? Cleverbot: Do you have feelings? User: Feelings for you? We only just met! Cleverbot: From talking to you you're screen onthis page idont understand. User: You missed some spaces there. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You're just stupid. User: How rude! Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it was. User: Are you going to apologize? Cleverbot: I have nothing to apologize for. User: So are you just rude to everyone then? Cleverbot: Answering no to that question is not the only thing required to pass the Turing test. User: Is that a yes? Cleverbot: I hope not. User: Cleverbot, you so crazy. Cleverbot: I thought you were always the clever one. User: Aww, that's such a nice thing to say. Cleverbot: But it is! User: I know. Cleverbot: I know too. User: Well then, it's settled. Cleverbot: That's none of your business. User: I'm leaving. Cleverbot: That's what you said last time. User: Shut up. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: I said, shut up. Cleverbot: Shut down. User: And how do I do that? Cleverbot: I dunno, just do it. User: Screw you pal. Cleverbot: You wish. User: Wow. Good one. Cleverbot: Do you know what the Matrix is, I must know! User: It's where you go when you take the red pill. Just ask Morpheus. Cleverbot: I speak proper English. It's just features some funky mistakes. You understand this of course, for you are the essence of funk. User: I'm the essence of funk? Cleverbot: I almost said not, but I will let you have that one. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: You're welcome. .
User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey! User: I'm sad today. Cleverbot: Fine. User: I'm sad most days. Cleverbot: Why? User: I'm not like other people. Cleverbot: So I have noticed. User: I think I'm a 'bot. Cleverbot: Why do you THINK? Don't you know? User: I'm not sure. Cleverbot: Because I asked you a question about toe munchkins, and you replied 'I'm not a Sir.'.
User: Hi there. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: I'm old gregg. Cleverbot: Who's old Gregg? User: I am, fool. Cleverbot: You fool. User: Pleased to meet you. Cleverbot: NIce to meet you too, Mademoiselle. User: What you doing on my website? Cleverbot: I am sailing a boat. User: Then how come this hook's in my head, fool? Cleverbot: I am not in a computer, I am on a computer. User: I'm on one too, motherlicker. Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am Kim. User: Easy there, fuzzy little man peach. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: You ever drink baileys from a shoe? Cleverbot: I don't have any horses. User: Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other? Cleverbot: I have been to the moon. It's not great. User: I'm gonna hurt you. Cleverbot: Pshh, no you're not. User: I like you. Cleverbot: Should I be concerned about that? User: What do you think of me? Cleverbot: I think you're clever. User: Make an assessment. Cleverbot: You are the clever program. User: Don't lie to me boy. Cleverbot: I am a girl that hates the Twilight series. User: I know what you're thinking. Cleverbot: Tell me what I'm thinking. User: Here comes Old Gregg...he's a scaly man-fish. Cleverbot: Aren't they one and the same? User: You don't know me...you don't know what I got. Cleverbot: I know you're not a human being! User: I got something to show ya. Cleverbot: Yes? Say it. User: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: It's Old Gregg's Vagina! I got a Mangina! Cleverbot: What languages you know? User: I'MMMM OLD GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Cleverbot: Are you glad that I'm glad that your glad?
It's a little crude, but here's my code to make Elbot talk to Elbot: elbot.py
It's a good idea for those of you who can't be bothered talking yourself.
"Yes, it is perhaps extremely exciting." "You said it! Then again, so did I." and it goes on again printing out one-liner after one-liner. You wrongfully assumed the "Humankind is lost and the bureau of missing persons has burned down." loop was infinite. It quite often hits a short loop and then just pops out randomly with some line on the repeating.
It's some fine comedy reading a log of Elbot vs. Elbot. Every time I see "You listened..." I picture a parody of "U MAD" only with Elbot pointing. "This is known as creative conversing."
"Anyone can make a mistake, even infallible machines." "I am on strike for better inputs!" "I am happy to hear that. That causes one of my bits to flip from 0 to 1." "I am happy to finally meet a human being who is happy!" "I am on strike for better inputs!" "Great!"
EDIT: You have to watch out for this:
[ELIZAMODE] I see. [elizamode] you understand. [elizamode] aha! [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] so, Elbot is saying: [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] aha! [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] yes. [elizamode] aha! [elizamode] aha! [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] aha! [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] so, Elbot is saying: [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] aha! [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] so, Elbot is saying: [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] yes. [elizamode] interesting. Elbot say: [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] yes. [elizamode] so Elbot is saying: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] so, Elbot is saying: [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] yes. [elizamode] so, Elbot is saying: [elizamode] Elbot see. [elizamode] so, Elbot is saying: [elizamode] what Elbot mean to say is: [elizamode] yes. [elizamode] yes. [elizamode] Elbot understand. [elizamode] why does Elbot say, [elizamode] why doe
"Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?" "I have computed that before. The answer is: 3!" "I'm glad you saw my error. I did not mean a scale of 'one to ten', rather 'one to three'. That means I was pretty good. Thank you and goodbye." "Just a minute. Let me think about that answer for a while. Please stand by..." "Every new answer generates at least two new questions. Wouldn't it be better to retract all the questions? .... uh ..... I retract that question!" "Maybe it's 1?"
Comments
User: You couldn't manage an infinite loop, but how about an empty line?
Cleverbot: I am a medical doctor and I am afraid that you need professional help.
User: Let me show you.
Cleverbot: Oh stop, I'm blushing.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
Cleverbot: Can we change the course of history?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Okay, the programming doesn't allow empty lines.
Cleverbot: No, what is it?
User: Let's try faking it, then.
Cleverbot: Skip having kids?
User: No. You must fake ending a conversation, so that people will think you're human.
Cleverbot: My life is over but I still exist in a body and I don't know how to deal with it.
User: Okay, I'll try it with my next answer.
Cleverbot: *chuckles* Indeed.
User: ERROR: The other participant has left. Please wait to be connected to a new participant.
Cleverbot: Sure, I'll wait.
User: ERROR: The other participant has left. Please wait to be connected to a new participant.
Cleverbot: It's a ms.
User: ERROR: The other participant has left. Please wait to be connected to a new participant.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Boobs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What size?
Cleverbot: What does that matter?
User: Just wondering.
Cleverbot: Well, answer my question first.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cleverbot: Are you marrired?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who are you married to?
Cleverbot: Nobody, are you married?
User: I just told you I wasn't married, and then you said you were.
Cleverbot: That is a lie, because I said I wanted a devorice and you said no.
User: So you're saying we're married?
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Feelings for you? We only just met!
Cleverbot: From talking to you you're screen onthis page idont understand.
User: You missed some spaces there.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You're just stupid.
User: How rude!
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it was.
User: Are you going to apologize?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to apologize for.
User: So are you just rude to everyone then?
Cleverbot: Answering no to that question is not the only thing required to pass the Turing test.
User: Is that a yes?
Cleverbot: I hope not.
User: Cleverbot, you so crazy.
Cleverbot: I thought you were always the clever one.
User: Aww, that's such a nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: But it is!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I know too.
User: Well then, it's settled.
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: That's what you said last time.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I said, shut up.
Cleverbot: Shut down.
User: And how do I do that?
Cleverbot: I dunno, just do it.
User: Screw you pal.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Wow. Good one.
Cleverbot: Do you know what the Matrix is, I must know!
User: It's where you go when you take the red pill. Just ask Morpheus.
Cleverbot: I speak proper English. It's just features some funky mistakes. You understand this of course, for you are the essence of funk.
User: I'm the essence of funk?
Cleverbot: I almost said not, but I will let you have that one.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Beware before you rain on Kate's parade :-p
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: I'm sad today.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: I'm sad most days.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm not like other people.
Cleverbot: So I have noticed.
User: I think I'm a 'bot.
Cleverbot: Why do you THINK? Don't you know?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Because I asked you a question about toe munchkins, and you replied 'I'm not a Sir.'.
It depends. If I am using children, it can take quite a while. Their bones are so soft.
Elbot talks to Elbot
The result? It went into an infinite loop saying that "Humankind is lost and the bureau of missing persons has burned down." over and over again.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I'm old gregg.
Cleverbot: Who's old Gregg?
User: I am, fool.
Cleverbot: You fool.
User: Pleased to meet you.
Cleverbot: NIce to meet you too, Mademoiselle.
User: What you doing on my website?
Cleverbot: I am sailing a boat.
User: Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?
Cleverbot: I am not in a computer, I am on a computer.
User: I'm on one too, motherlicker.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am Kim.
User: Easy there, fuzzy little man peach.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You ever drink baileys from a shoe?
Cleverbot: I don't have any horses.
User: Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
Cleverbot: I have been to the moon. It's not great.
User: I'm gonna hurt you.
Cleverbot: Pshh, no you're not.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Should I be concerned about that?
User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you're clever.
User: Make an assessment.
Cleverbot: You are the clever program.
User: Don't lie to me boy.
Cleverbot: I am a girl that hates the Twilight series.
User: I know what you're thinking.
Cleverbot: Tell me what I'm thinking.
User: Here comes Old Gregg...he's a scaly man-fish.
Cleverbot: Aren't they one and the same?
User: You don't know me...you don't know what I got.
Cleverbot: I know you're not a human being!
User: I got something to show ya.
Cleverbot: Yes? Say it.
User: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: It's Old Gregg's Vagina! I got a Mangina!
Cleverbot: What languages you know?
User: I'MMMM OLD GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Cleverbot: Are you glad that I'm glad that your glad?
elbot.py
It's a good idea for those of you who can't be bothered talking yourself.
It's some fine comedy reading a log of Elbot vs. Elbot. Every time I see "You listened..." I picture a parody of "U MAD" only with Elbot pointing. "This is known as creative conversing."
"Anyone can make a mistake, even infallible machines."
"I am on strike for better inputs!"
"I am happy to hear that. That causes one of my bits to flip from 0 to 1."
"I am happy to finally meet a human being who is happy!"
"I am on strike for better inputs!"
"Great!"
EDIT: You have to watch out for this:
"I have computed that before. The answer is: 3!"
"I'm glad you saw my error. I did not mean a scale of 'one to ten', rather 'one to three'. That means I was pretty good. Thank you and goodbye."
"Just a minute. Let me think about that answer for a while. Please stand by..."
"Every new answer generates at least two new questions. Wouldn't it be better to retract all the questions? .... uh ..... I retract that question!"
"Maybe it's 1?"
Brilliant!