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Things You Never Expected to Hear Yourself Say

Victor FrostVictor Frost
edited April 2010 in Everything Else
Me 3 Minutes ago: "Wow, I really need to watch more C-SPAN."
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  • SovaSova
    "I once attempted to free myself from imprisonment by strangling myself with my own umbilical cord. It was a desperate gamble, but I was cesareaned shortly after."
  • WalkerWalker
    Me one minute ago: "It's kind of like a human raping a squirrel."
  • RochelleRochelle
    You were right. I was wrong. I'm sorry.
  • KoholintKoholint
    "This is a fun JRPG." - Me on Persona 4.
  • JasonJason
    Me, five minutes ago: "I want to do something outside."
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Me yesterday: "You're a BM... W!"
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    "I can dig the Facebook interface."
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    "Wow, this Pokemon game sucks," (in relation to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness).
  • ElJoe0ElJoe0
    "I want to be on that stage in a tank top!"
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    "That song is too heavy for my tastes."

    Later on I realized Grindcore is not heavy, it's just shitty.
  • NuriNuri
    "Y'know, I really agree with Sarah Palin on that."

    She was telling people to get the facts and decide how to vote based on that, instead of doing what pundits on TV tell you.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    "I'm thinking of buying a Subaru Impreza."
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    "You know what the only thing more fun than this waterslide is? A trip to the gynecologist!!"

    Improv scene.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited April 2010
    "Get back here, bitch!!", to an assault helicopter in FarCry.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • VigaViga
    "I need help." :P
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    "I'm thinking of buying a Subaru Impreza."
    Wait, what's wrong with an Impreza?
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    "That iPad looks kinda cool. I could see myself using that."

    In my defense, it does look kinda cool; and, on perusing the Apps store, I could see myself actually doing work with it.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    "That iPad looks kinda cool. I could see myself using that."

    In my defense, it does look kinda cool; and, on perusing the Apps store, I could see myself actually doing work with it.
    I had this exact moment today when fiddling with it at the apple store in campus. I really liked the piano app it had on it and I could really see myself using it, but it would have to be the 3g version.
  • ChurbaChurba
    "That iPad looks kinda cool. I could see myself using that."

    In my defense, it does look kinda cool; and, on perusing the Apps store, I could see myself actually doing work with it.
    Same here, almost exactly.
  • ......
    I never hear myself say things. I only hear the divine speeches made by the FSM through me.

    I am now thinking about making a more significant percentage of the sounds I make to be laughter and other non-word sounds.
  • ElJoe0ElJoe0
    edited April 2010
    "Guys, I am the most ghetto person here!"
    Post edited by ElJoe0 on
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Wait, what's wrong with an Impreza?
    Technically...nothing.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Wait, what's wrong with an Impreza?
    Technically...nothing.
    So what's the problem?
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    It's a Japanese car, and thus soulless and boring.
  • ......
    So what's the problem?
    It's a car. Now put your dick back in your pants. We know you like to wank over cars you use in Need For Speed without you making it so blatantly obvious. Please.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2010
    It's a car. Now put your dick back in your pants. We know you like to wank over cars you use in Need For Speed without you making it so blatantly obvious. Please.
    Hey, There is nothing wrong with the WRX. And I wouldn't call it soulless - it's just that like EVERY OTHER FUCKING CAR, it doesn't always suit every driver. It wouldn't suit me either - I'm lined up to buy an Australian Muscle car when I get to LA. that's just my style. But I enjoy the WRX, and there's nothing wrong with it.

    It's rather like Sodomy, or dwarf fortress - It's not for everyone, but some enjoy it.

    Doesn't mean Sonic's rubbing one out metaphorically over the WRX - dude's just wondering what's wrong with a car that to the best of his knowlege, has nothing wrong with it. Calm yourself, sir.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Doesn't mean Sonic's rubbing one out metaphorically over the WRX - dude's just wondering what's wrong with a car that to the best of his knowlege, has nothing wrong with it. Calm yourself, sir.
    It's just Nine being Nine. I pay no attention to him anymore, to be honest.
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Halo Reach actually looks fun.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Hey, There is nothing wrong with the WRX.
    I wasn't thinking of getting a WRX...
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Hey, There is nothing wrong with the WRX.
    I wasn't thinking of getting a WRX...
    There's another kind of Impreza?
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