If modern videogames encourage violence..

Kate Monster

When I walk forward, I actually walk up.

Omnutia

now shit's fucked up so I have to shoot/bludgeon my way to victory

Damn, that sounds like straight-up dawg time.

GreatTeacherMacRoss

I'd shoot everyone who used red pen on their name-tags.

theknoxinator

I'm always running into these big beasts inside caves that won't let me pass unless I give them a slab of meat.

Churba

I'd be dead, again and again and again and again. I would come across my own corpse occasionally on my way down through this curious underground complex. And then I'd die again.

Omnutia

Life's greatest obstacles can be overcome by climbing onto them and stabbing any glowing weak points.