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  • GeoGeo
    I thought so. But you can actually still get The Onion in newspaper form, you know.
    How quaint.
    It's readily available in the Los Angeles Area.
    ..and in the New Haven area as well. I prefer this version however.
  • VigaViga
    I thought so. But you can actually still get The Onion in newspaper form, you know.
    How quaint.
    It's readily available in the Los Angeles Area.
    ..and in the New Haven area as well.I prefer this version however.
    Isn't it national? I get it in DC too. There's some in MD too.
  • RoningamerRoningamer
    edited April 2010
    I thought so. But you can actually still get The Onion in newspaper form, you know.
    How quaint.
    It's readily available in the Los Angeles Area.
    ..and in the New Haven area as well.I prefer this version however.
    Isn't it national? I get it in DC too. There's some in MD too.
    There are free Onion dispensers all over the place in College Park.
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  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited April 2010
    I thought so. But you can actually still get The Onion in newspaper form, you know.
    How quaint.
    It's readily available in the Los Angeles Area.
    ..and in the New Haven area as well.I prefer this version however.
    Isn't it national? I get it in DC too. There's some in MD too.
    There are free Onion dispensers all over the place in College Park.
    I think it's safe to assume they are everywhere where there are a lot of "The Onion" readers.
    Also, PYRAMID POWER ACTIVATE!
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    I had two messed up dreams. I think it's because I took a caffeine pill to study for finals, but wow, I can't believe I remember them so vividly

    -I accidentally stepped on a kitten, and it was screaming and pain and it's legs came off like a wooden puppet.
    -And I dreamed about Jeph Loeb becoming the new Editor-in-Chief for Marvel Comics. There was mass hysteria.
  • ElJoe0ElJoe0
    I thought so. But you can actually still get The Onion in newspaper form, you know.
    How quaint.
    It's readily available in the Los Angeles Area.
    ..and in the New Haven area as well.I prefer this version however.
    Isn't it national? I get it in DC too. There's some in MD too.
    There are free Onion dispensers all over the place in College Park.
    I think it's safe to assume they are everywhere where there are a lot of "The Onion" readers.
    Also, PYRAMID POWER ACTIVATE!
    Point taken, but I have not seen one in London since about 2001.
  • SailSail
    Ok, that's enough of that.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited April 2010
    That's not a pyramid. According to the Law of One, the pyramids were built by aliens. Besides, EVERY SCIENTIST who has seen the pyramids agrees that they couldn't have been made by man.

    So either that's not a pyramid, or you're all aliens.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    So either that's not a pyramid, or you're all aliens.
    The badger is in the aquarium. Repeat. The badger is in the aquarium.
  • CremlianCremlian
    That's not a pyramid. According to the Law of One, the pyramids were built by aliens. Besides, EVERY SCIENTIST who has seen the pyramids agrees that they couldn't have been made by man.
    heehee
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited April 2010
    Oh Ametto.. what?
    image
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    That's how I get to work in the morning.
  • CremlianCremlian
    That's how I get to work in the morning.
    If he was truly awesome he's be riding two, that's why he's having stability problems.
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    It's the same old story: Man gets caught with porn at customs, prosecutor starts suit over child pornography, actress has to appear in court to proof that she is NOT 13 years old (despite that information being readily accessible).
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Our new intern started today. In the middle of me expounding on campylobacterosis in raw milk, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, took a step back from me, and dropped to the floor, blacked out. It happened too fast for me to catch her, but I got her to a chair once I made sure that her head and neck weren't injured. She didn't hit them on anything on the way down, so I think she'll be OK. She has no history of fainting or seizures; this is the first time she's ever experienced anything like that. Interesting way to kick off an internship.
  • WyattWyatt
    Our new intern started today. In the middle of me expounding on campylobacterosis in raw milk, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, took a step back from me, and dropped to the floor, blacked out. It happened too fast for me to catch her, but I got her to a chair once I made sure that her head and neck weren't injured. She didn't hit them on anything on the way down, so I think she'll be OK. She has no history of fainting or seizures; this is the first time she's ever experienced anything like that. Interesting way to kick off an internship.
    Clearly, your intern must have contracted a mild case of METAL poisoning for momentary contact with your skin. That or your forgot to shower.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    That or you forgot to shower.
    Or you had chili last night.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    No, clearly she was overwhelmed by the combination of my vast intellect and rugged good looks. Her brain shut down as a defensive measure, for fear that it might burn up in the presence of such divinity.

    Or she's an undiagnosed epileptic.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Or you started to talk about beer and she passed out from utter boredom. :P
  • CremlianCremlian
    Or she's an undiagnosed epileptic.
    Are you equipped with flashing bright lights?
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Or she's an undiagnosed epileptic.
    Are you equipped with flashing bright lights?
    Yes. Yes I am.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Like all large objects to warn low flying aircraft.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Like all large objects to warn low flying aircraft.
    The FAA forced me to install those lights on my dick.
  • NuriNuri
    edited May 2010
    Or she passed out for any number of reasons unrelated to epilepsy. Y'know, like a vasovagal syncope! Which I learned from Taco Bell. Law school is strange.

    (Pete, for your reference, this Wikipedia article pretty much describes it EXACTLY. In case you want to empathize when I tell you I might be about to pass out.)
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  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Y'know, like a vasovagal syncope!
    That's one of the things I thought, other than the epilepsy - she twitched a bit when she hit the floor, so I thought she was about to seize - but she said it's never happened before, and she's never experienced anything even remotely like it. So, I guess she could have had a vasovagal episode for the first time ever right there in the lab. After I helped her to a chair, she said she was still woozy standing up, and her color was all wrong - she had this corpselike gray tone to her skin afterwards.

    She was shockingly calm and collected, especially considering she had just blacked out for no apparent reason for the first time in her life.
  • FunfetusFunfetus
  • onewildonewild
    The crocodile riding thing is from Red Dwarf, it's Ace Rimmer. Sorry if this has already been pointed out and was just known anyway.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Terrible DJ
    The weirdest thing is that the woman just stands there like she expected this.
  • GeoGeo
    I was sitting on a park bench in New Haven; on the green. There was this really creepy guy who just came up to me, and the first thing I noticed is that this guy was clearly stoned out of his mind. I began to get up and move away and he asked me "Hey man, you gots any rollin' papers." I replied "No sorry. Bye." I only heard as I moved away from him "Ya don't. Shee-it, what the fucks this world comin' too." Very, very bizarre; but then again the city isn't my natural environment.
  • SailSail
    Very, very bizarre
    Hahaha, I forgot that there were people who don't deal with this sort of thing on a weekly basis :)
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