Homeowners association strikes again
I was just told about
this story. Basically the wife of a deployed soldier misses two dues for the homeowners association. The HOA proceeds to foreclose on the home and sell the house, despite the house being entirely owned by that family.
How in the nine fucking layers of hell is this even remotely legal?
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I was very clear with my real estate agent that any form of HOA or deed restriction was a 100% dealbreaker.
Fuck HOAs.
There's a possibility that the terms could be found unconscionable or something. I'm not gonna get into all of the ifs. The bottom line is that once you're in a contract, it is infinitely more difficult to get it changed or invalidated than it was to set the terms correctly at the outset. Just don't fucking buy a house without a lawyer!
You're right, in that it's a willful contract, and that they should understand what they're signing, but most people really don't have a choice from any practical perspective.
EDIT: Hmm, someone else beat me to it.
Basically, most HOAs are actually run by old busybodies and people who don't have jobs and sit around their houses all day with nothing better to do. They use their power to nitpick about neighbors' blinds or cars in driveways. Imagine giving authority over your own personal land and house to the most annoying, intrusive, vindictive, and petty of your neighbors, who will have the weight of the law on their side and few restrictions as to what they can do. Want to take the HOA over yourself? Get ready to skip work and waste your time fighting old people with infinite time resources and nothing better to do. Nope. The land is subject, regardless of what you build on it.
In other news, "Homeowner wins right to park truck in his own driveway".
I totally agree that HOA's are complete bullshit. There's enough that can be done with local law if someone is doing something that is a serious problem.
Imagine geektown, with an HOA that brought in community fiber and an arcade.
Hello?
Hi, we're from the HOA.
Oh, hi. What's up?
We've noticed there aren't any loud noises coming from your garage lately.
Yeah, my car is in there.
So you're not doing any work on it?
It's in perfect shape, why would I work on it?
What kind of car is it?
It's a Ford.
You didn't build your own?
Uh, no.
And you'e not working on anything else in your garage?
No, I just store things in there.
I see. And your lawn is in remarkably good shape.
Thanks.
That's not really allowed around here. You're probably wasting water by sprinkling, aren't you?
What business is that of yours?
Also, there are no burn marks. You haven't tried to set anything on fire lately, have you?
Why would I set things on fire?
Also your bandwidth usage is really low. Are you pirating movies here or what?
I don't pirate movies, I buy them on Blu-Ray.
Yeah listen, you're hurting everyone's property values. There won't be such high demand among geeks to live here, if they find out that normal people are moving in. If I were you, I would get some scorch marks on your vinyl siding, and take apart an engine in the driveway, pronto. Some big ass antennas and dishes on the roof couldn't hurt either. Otherwise, you may soon find yourself in court.
It would be more like: "Sir, you are required by the HOA agreement to have a 20-foot replica of either Mario, Samus, or Donkey Kong in your yard. I see only a 19-foot replica, and it does not bear an official Nintendo seal. Moreover, you have not blasted any Daft Punk in more than three days. Is Daft Punk Playing at Your House or not, sir? Are they? ARE THEY? Also, please incorporate more Japanese-styled designs in your landscaping. We require a coi pond, banzai, or neon flashing DDR machine post haste. Please remember that you agreed to these terms upon signing your mortgage."
Also, for bringing down an HOA, I think setting up a forum for your area would be a start. You start by gathering the people with real jobs online then find a sympathetic oldie and use your votes to get him onto the council to represent you.