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Life lessons that Pokemon games teach us.

SailSail
edited March 2011 in Video Games
-You can often find cool shit by rooting around in garbage cans.
-The practice of genetic cloning potentially leads to the creation of existentially depressed creatures.
-Moms are awesome.
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  • JasonJason
    The farther you travel from home, the more powerful your enemies become.
  • Boy BlueBoy Blue
    Ghosts are real.
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
    If your pet is sick or hurt shove it into a tiny ball till you can afford to take it to a doctor.
  • SailSail
    Punctuated equilibrium is factual.
  • NeitoNeito
    If your pet is sick or hurt shove it into a tiny ball till you can afford to take it to a doctor.
    And if that fails, shove it in your PC, then pull it back out.
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
  • IkatonoIkatono
    I thought the location seemed familiar. I live about a mile away.
  • DiddgeryDiddgery
    All proper nouns must be written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    If you put a gold nugget in just the right place, talk to an old man, and fly to a far-away land in order to run away from a microprocessor on a beach after surfing, you will be wildly wealthy.
  • DiddgeryDiddgery
    The juvenile form of an octopus is a fish.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    If you capture and incarcerate animals, they will be willing to fight to exhaustion moments later.
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
    If you feed animals stones it will cause them to evolve.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    If you feed animals stones it will cause them to evolve.
    I think the anime showed that you just have to touch them with the stone.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    On that note, mysterious glowing rocks cause animals to evolve, and don't give you cancer.
  • DiddgeryDiddgery
    There is nothing wrong with letting a ten-year-old child gamble their life savings away.
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
    Also there is nothing wrong with letting your 10 year old go off and explore the world with out supervision.
  • ChurbaChurba
    All Veterinary Professionals and Police officers are identical to everyone but themselves and a single horny 15 year old.
  • Robyn ChaosRobyn Chaos
    Inter-species reproduction works.
  • DevilUknowDevilUknow
    You can permanently rename someone a dirty word if their grandfather forgets who they are.

    hehehe, Cocks Oak.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Poaching is legal.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    -The practice of genetic cloning potentially leads to the creation of existentially depressed creatures.
    Corollary: Cloning also leads to the formation of superior beings, rather than genetically-identical copies.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited March 2011
    Attacking someone with trained creatures, for absolutely no reason, is a perfectly normal greeting, but is only allowed if they walk directly in-front of you.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Getting through life takes balls.
  • WyattWyatt
    It's OK to show other people my balls in a public setting.
    When you see a stranger. You should whip out your balls.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited March 2011
    Have your balls on display at all times (Pokewalker.).

    It is possible to use fighting moves against an assailant who's body consists mostly of magma.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    "My daughter watches Pokemon, so I've been studying it a bit. Pokemon is legitimized dog fighting." - Brian Dunning.
  • Robyn ChaosRobyn Chaos
    "My daughter watches Pokemon, so I've been studying it a bit. Pokemon is legitimized dog fighting." - Brian Dunning.
    I also saw that on Twitter. I wanted to be a dick and say "You're only about 12 year late to that realization, LOL".
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Inter-species reproduction works.
    One of the largest Pokemon can mate with the one of the smallest. In other words, hot Skitty on Wailord action:
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  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    I also saw that on Twitter. I wanted to be a dick and say "You're only about 12 year late to that realization, LOL".
    Well, I'm even later.
  • Robyn ChaosRobyn Chaos
    I also saw that on Twitter. I wanted to be a dick and say "You're only about 12 year late to that realization, LOL".
    Well, I'm even later.
    Forgive me, Just being an ass.
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