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Say Something Nice About Omnutia

Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
edited May 2011 in Everything Else
Admit it, it's what you all really want. This way you don't have to wait for me to post in the "Say Something Nice About The Poster Above You" thread, only to be frustrated when someone else manages to compliment me ahead of you.
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  • OmnutiaOmnutia
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  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Your humility knows no bounds.

    Seriously though, you're a damn cool dude.
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
    OMG OMG OMG... I have been dreaming about this thread. Umm you are handsome. And smart and cool and neat. You are calm and have the demeanor of a storm waiting to happen. You are like lighting waiting to strike. A coiled spring. You are a war about to erupt and you just need Franz Ferdinand to be stupid enough to go visit some asshole in the hospital and ride there in an open cab.. You are mean spirited and spiteful. You are manliness personified. You are Chuck Norris made flesh. In Fact if Chuck Norris shaved his beard you would find another beard, if you shaved that one there would be yet another beard. But if you shaved that last beard you know what you would find? A tattoo. A tattoo that says "I wish I was half the man that Luke Burrage is" You have super pod casting skills which are augmented by super juggling skills which are augmented even further by super atheism skills. Also you are handsome. You have strong opinions and do not back down from them, you deserve and often demand from others to man up and explain what they mean by statements they make and ask them for proof of statements they make. You are a world traveler. You have never given me a boner. You are kinda mean sometimes, but hey I like that. You live in one of my favorite countries!!! You are handsome. You have a cool accent. You have been on Geek Nights. I imagine you smell awesome, like a mixture of pure manliness and still maintaining a sexy feminine odor. As if you have been pounding puss for a few hours and you took a shower but there is that faint odor of her mixed with her perfume. All of this blends with the smell of a god come to earth and has taken human form to redeem us all by showing us true salvation in juggling. Also you are handsome.
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
    Also you have never given me a boner. Just saying. I think that everyone needs to know.
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    You suck. Your level of suck is only topped by your mom, and that's really an unfair comparison seeing that she's a professional.
  • NeitoNeito
    I'm pretty sure you don't use doors, you just burst in to rooms a la the Kool-Aid man, because doors are for PUSSIES.
  • VentureJVentureJ
    There is so much I could say about this! Luke is such an awesome person!

    I truly respect that you came from an unusual family, and that you were able to rise beyond your upbringing to reach your maximum potential. I know you were apprehensive about jumping into your career at first, but with proper guidance, you were finally able to pursue your destiny (and trust me, you've definitely accomplished what you were destined to do). You're masterful with your hands, and you truly utilize that mastery in the career you chose. Honestly, your displays of dexterity are quite the sights to see!

    You really are a hero, Luke. You really are.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    He's one of the few men with a peter pan complex and mild narcissism that I actually respect.
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Luke is not nearly as gay as everyone says he is.
  • JasonJason
    It takes a real man to admit he has a pedophilia problem.
  • VentureJVentureJ
    edited May 2011
    It's inspiring that Luke can still be as carefree as he is, despite his ongoing battle with syphilis.
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  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    It takes a lot of balls to be a juggler.
  • SailSail
    It takes a lot of balls to be a juggler.
    Yeah, like, three balls, at least. And maybe some clubs sometimes.
  • Alex LeavittAlex Leavitt
    http://fuckyeahnouns.com/luke%20burrage
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  • JukeBoxJoshJukeBoxJosh
    Every time I've talked to you on a GeekChat I've kept my cool (I think) and not gone "HOLY SHIT LUKE IS TALKING TO ME." Though, you sounded different than I imagined, but you sounded better than my imagination.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    I just woke up from a dream in which Luke Burrage taught me how to do a Mill's Mess. I guess he quite literally is the man of my dream.
  • ChurbaChurba
    There certainly isn't a better reviewer of science fiction, at least to my knowledge.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    Okay, enough now. I've changed the name of the thread.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited May 2011
    Ah, Omnutia. I've never met someone with such Kindness of heart, courage, perseverance, and generosity - he'd give you the shirt off his back in the middle of winter if he thought you'd need it. Smart and funny, always willing to learn or try something, and an extraordinarily good bloke all around.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • WalkerWalker
    He has the loveliest, most infectious smile I've ever seen.
  • RuffasRuffas
    He has AMAZING hair. And what Gunter said.
  • RochelleRochelle
    You are cool and kind and like cats. Need I say more?
  • VigaViga
    If fate was different, let's just say that i would be at his side now. He is just that great of person.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Omnu's consistently kind and open, and has killer hair. I'm really sorry I couldn't hook you up with ME2 the other day, but if it'll make up for it, I'll buy you a couple rounds when I pass through your neck of the woods next year.
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    I thought your romance with nineless was very cute, OmNom.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited May 2011
    Thanks everyone. I'm not much for emotionalism so, even if I don't visibly reciprocate, I appreciate you.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • VigaViga
    I thought your romance with nineless was very cute, OmNom.
    Tee hee me too! So BL!
  • AndrewAndrew
    He's a such a dick...oh, we're talking about Omnutia now? He's a cool dude.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    I don't think I've ever gotten into an argument with you. That's pretty rare.
  • FunfetusFunfetus
    When I disappeared from the forum for like six months with no visible reason, Omnutia e-mailed me and asked how I was doing. I was genuinely touched.
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