Man, Minutes old, and you already got a sweet hat, and managed to get yourself born to a damned fine pair of people. Good work, baby, you've done well.
Old Man Rubin may have trolled pretty weakly here, but his point is not without merit. New parents must be self-aware to prevent themselves from only talking about babies. Therefore I am adopting the following naming convention for baby-related discussions. Whenever babies would be mentioned, such as "I haven't seen this movie/played this game/can't attend this con/etc. because of baby related stuff," I will substitute "baby related stuff" with "playing Sims 4" or "reading Spawn."
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Now it's time to make those important parenting decisions such as Original Trilogy and 8-bit games first.
EDIT: Also, congrats and so on.