I submit that I should win, because goatees are vastly superior to all other forms of beard. Also, I make bacon and beer. I am clearly manlier than everyone else on these forums.
Well, I suppose I'm not really in this competition, because I've got a full beard going on. However, pending further beards, I am the most bearded man on the forum.
Movember Day 14 Update - We've entered week 2 and with it come the 70s sensibilities that only a mustache like this can provide! The shirt must answer the awesome 70s vibe the face is throwing out and unbuttons itself to reveal a touch of undervest. I know, right? Movember shares it's goodness with everyone!
I'm a bit behind because I wanted to be clean shaving for Election day... instead of looking unkempt like you do for a few weeks so I'm only at about a week.. Already I have more hair then some of you prissy fucks :-p
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OK, maybe not Churba.
I just bought tickets to Zappa Plays Zappa, and am probably going to style my beard and 'stache accordingly. The Zappa > Goatee
EDIT: I'm actually seeing them on the 18th, which is Have Sex With A Guy With A Moustache Day. Coincidence? You decide!
I just got my Secret Santa gift.
We have to have a mustache party.
Pete, you can have one of mine since you suck at lip hair.
You're uninvited.
Also, I need a better camera.
Movember Day 14 Update - We've entered week 2 and with it come the 70s sensibilities that only a mustache like this can provide! The shirt must answer the awesome 70s vibe the face is throwing out and unbuttons itself to reveal a touch of undervest. I know, right? Movember shares it's goodness with everyone!
I will be happy to get rid of all of this.