America + Stupid + Art = Pr0n

GreatTeacherMacRoss

(Insert rant about the stupidity of humanity with lots of colorful swearing)

http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=5457212&nav=0w0v

Rym

(Insert agreement rant and talk about how prissy middle-america is)

GauntletWizard

(Insert rant about American neo-puritanism and how BS nudity taboos are in the first place.)

baltmatrix

(Insert prissy middle-america dying in a fire)

Pilitus

(Insert nodding comment)

Kite

<bangs head against wall and worries about the kids who are growing up while being taught that their bodies are icky and unclean>

Hopallee

Andrew

Jason

(Reads that the fundamentalist movement really only started circa 1920, even though fundamentalists claim their prudish views were handed down from God at the beginning of time)

baltmatrix

(Fundamentalists die in a holy fire)

GreatTeacherMacRoss

(Appreciates the general hatered for puritanical bible-belt stupids and the fact that no one has actually 'said' anything on this thread.)

Cremlian

(insert troll-like comment that is actually insightful)

La Petit Mort

(Realizes that the kid's mom is a total jackass and that she should be the one to die in a fire.)

trogdor9

(Already knew we were all HUGE geeks, unlike WaterIsPoison.)

Andrew

(Flames trogdor42)

Cremlian

(Says some Witty Statement that can be tied to WaterisPoison's mother)

La Petit Mort

(Adds something witty to Cremlian's statement.)

Ametto

(Inserts picture of OLRY OWL in the nude.)

baltmatrix

(Inserts pic of OLRY Owl dying in a fire)

(Dying in a fire takes an artic vacation)

Ametto

(inserts baltmatrix into fire in the artic)

TheWhaleShark

(insert link to a relevant bash.org quote reflecting on the style in which the thread is progressing)

Ametto

(insert comment that is related to the topic)

La Petit Mort

(Insert comment about arctic monkeys taking over the holy fire.)

Ametto

(inserts laughter)

GreatTeacherMacRoss

(Intergects delighted amusement about ongoing gag. Wonders how long before Godwin ends the whole damn thing)

HeavyCruiserLost

(inserts "In Soviet Russia...")

Kite

<inserts bait supporting the prudish mother in an attempt to start a flamewar and a snarky comment about praying for everyone's soul>

baltmatrix

(Inset artic monkey eating souls)

Apreche

(Interrupts with the long-awaited, inevitable Godwin)

tuttle88

(realises how lucky she was to get out of the US before entering the school system)

Cramit

(thinks fondly back to the Simpson's episode where Marge gets Ichy and Scratchy censored then the other mothers want to go after the statue of David)