I'm making a new thread for CHRIStFUCK so I stop shitting up the metal thread with it. Also, to avoid drawing too many google hits, lets refer to the band as CtK from now on.
What is CtK?
According to the Youtube channel...
"CtK initially formed in 1998, featuring Leto Spineripper, Angertwist, and Stewart. However, Spinripper was tragically killed later that year at a Mayhem concert when he tore a testicle in the mosh pit. Sir the Fister was invited to complete the album and remains the band's touring vocalist, guitarist, and frontman. In 2000, rising Danish Black Metal star Hanseldwof Mordfyr, fleeing serial assisted suicide charges, joined the band.
After their first self-titled album CtK in 1999, the band released Rising Fucktide (2002) and Thy Cock be Done (2005). However, midway through the TCbD tour, the band broke apart, citing "some bullshit". Hatestick Angertwist went on to a solo career, and the rest of the band dispersed.
However, in June of 2010, the band quietly reunited and began work on a reunion album, Raging Murderstorm."
In reality, CtK is an experiment in creating the worst "music" physically possible; to walk the line between pure noise and bad music to create something not quite either. In doing so, we hope to gather a combination of people who think we're serious and hate us, people who know we're joking and love it ironically, and people who actually like it. The goal is to be ironically bad on every level, much like Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
The "music" so far...
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Our next song is Track 8 on Raging Murderstorm, Bonecrunching Daemon Punch, which will be a style parody of Dragonforce with autotuning, discordant guitars and lyrics about molesting goblins.
If you have any lyric suggestions, contributions, or hate mail, here's the place.
Comments
The thing is, I am very curious to see how this can be performed live.
Note the art; that's our new album cover.
Also, yes. Vomir is a serious project. The guy performs with a black plastic bag on his head while wearing cargo pants and a parka, and stands motionless in front of his equipment while "performing."
You need to top that level of batshit craziness before your project can be truly awful.
MHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I promise the next track will be little more than a solid wall of noise in compensation for this slow stuff.
Warning : Not Safe for Ears
This is also awful.
The first album is technically complete, so we're taking a break for now. We'll be back soon with an EP, Bank of Screams.