Wait, did they have a physical list of subscribers that the guy posing as a repairman stole from the office? What is this, 1992?
Police say Duane Van Tuinen, an office repairman contracted by the newspaper, repeatedly stole lists of the newspaper's subscribers and passed them on to three other men, who burglarized more than 25 homes in Southern California while residents were away.
Wait, people subscribe to newspapers? That's still a thing?
Older people (and sometimes even some younger people for whatever reason) still like reading physical paper. Plus, if you want to read the online edition only, for some insane reason it's usually cheaper to subscribe to the print version and get online access for no additional charge than it is to only pay for the online version. Finally, some people like collecting all the coupons that come in the Sunday paper.
Coupons are awesome for people who have more free time than money. I am not that people. Old people and unemployed people are that people. Coupons are socialism in a way. If you don't have a job, you can get money if you spend your time looking at ads and cutting paper.
Here at the TvH household, we still subscribe to the Globe. Mom likes reading it over breakfast, and dad needs it to put miniatures on when he applies the primer -- plus any number of miscellaneous art projects I have to do for school where it's handy.
Coupons are awesome for people who have more free time than money. I am not that people. Old people and unemployed people are that people. Coupons are socialism in a way. If you don't have a job, you can get money if you spend your time looking at ads and cutting paper.
Not so much socialism as an advertising-based service, kind of like how you get Gmail and other web content for free in exchange for seeing ads (ignoring ad blockers and such). I used to get the Sunday paper in part for coupons and in part for actually reading the news, but I got lazy with both. I still have a bunch of papers stacked in my garage simply for starting up the grill with a chimney starter or my fireplace, but even when those go I'll simply use the various supermarket fliers and other junk mail I get instead.
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