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Andrew vs Jason Battleground (Formerly "Changing your username...?")

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  • You shall never rise to power Jasons! *takes out weapon*

    (This forum rocks :P)
  • How yet resolves the governor of the Andrews?
    This is the latest parle we will admit;
    Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves,
    Or like to men proud of destruction
    Defy us to our worst; for, as I am a soldier,
    A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,
    If I begin the battery once again,
    I will not leave the half-achieved Andrew-town
    Till in her ashes she lie buried.
    The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,
    And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart,
    In liberty of bloody hand shall range
    With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass
    Your fresh fair virgins and your flow'ring infants.
    What is it then to me, if impious War,

    Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends,
    Do with his smirch'd complexion all fell feats
    Enlink'd to waste and desolation?
    What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause,
    If your pure maidens fall into the hand
    Of hot and forcing violation?
    What rein can hold licentious wickedness
    When down the hill he holds his fierce career?
    We may as bootless spend our vain command
    Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil
    As send precepts to the leviathan
    To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Andrew-town,
    Take pity of your town and of your people,
    Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command,
    Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace
    O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds
    Of heady murder, spoil, and villainy.
    If not, why, in a moment look to see
    The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand
    Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters;
    Your fathers taken by the silver beards,
    And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls;
    Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,
    Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confus'd
    Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry
    At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen.
    What say you? Will you yield, and this avoid,
    Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd?
  • edited February 2008
    What fools these mortals be. Brilliant idea, arguing over names. It's difficult enough for us lurkers, and now we have to keep up with the name of the week.
    Post edited by Diagoras on
  • I'm not fighting for either side. I'm the one old guy sitting in the middle of the battlefield, organizing peaceful picnics for members of both sides.

    Just like Christmas during WWI (or was it II?)
  • We Andrews shall win eternally over our sworn enemies, the Jasons! Comrades, to arms!
  • If you're not a 'drew, SCREW YOU!
  • I, being the second Jason in the war, command that thou shall charge!

    Defend the patrionage!
  • If you're not a 'drew, SCREW YOU!
    But, he's just a raggedy man . . .

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  • It's the weirdest thing... today a guy asked me if I would kindly join his gang. And I did. Sorry, Andrew.
  • Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?

    *Cries in corner*
  • It's the weirdest thing... today a guy asked me if I would kindly join his gang. And I did. Sorry, Andrew.
    This is my town now.
  • edited February 2008
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    I am Andrew, and I am here to ask you a question.
    Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
    No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor.
    No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God.
    No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone.
    No, says Jason, it belongs to him.

    I reject those answers.
    Post edited by Andrew on
  • I reject those answers.
    Yeah, particularly that last one. Fucking Jasons, stealing (and later, impurifying) all my precious bodily fluids!
  • I reject those answers.
    Yeah, particularly that last one. Fucking Jasons, stealing (and later, impurifying) all my precious bodily fluids!
    With some Adam you can get those fluids all in order before you activate a doomsday device.
  • edited February 2008
    I am Andrew, and I am here to ask you a question.
    Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
    No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor.
    No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God.
    No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone.
    No, says Jason, it belongs to him.

    I reject those answers.
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    Do not believe MiniTrue! There is no such person as Emmanuel Goldstein! Free your minds!
    Post edited by Jason on
  • Jason is obviously delusional. Soon he will be telling you to "Wake up" to the "truth" of 9/11 and to vote for Ron Paul.
  • The Andrew is a lie, the Andrew is a lie...
  • Jason is obviously delusional. Soon he will be telling you to "Wake up" to the "truth" of 9/11 and to vote for Ron Paul.
    I have Lt. Commander Joseph Hungry to do that side of the business for me.
  • Andrew has opened my eyes yet again.
  • Hello, Jasons. We are Andrews.

    Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Andrews has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Jason alliance in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the GeekNights forum. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

    You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

    We are Andrews.

    We are Legion.

    We do not forgive.

    WE DO NOT FORGET.

    (:P)
  • I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world ... without you. A world without rules or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
  • You are not Anonymous, Viga.

    You are an Andrew.......the scum of the earth.
  • edited February 2008
    Coincidentally, Anonymous is also the scum of the earth. But I digress...
    Post edited by Sail on
  • is also the sum of the earth
    Are they the sum of the earth as earth => infinity?
  • Coincidentally, Anonymous is also the scum of the earth. But I digress...
    Perhaps, but Andrews are worse. Far worse.
  • The Jasons ARE Anonymous, and shall be destroyed for their constant posting of kiddie porn on 4Chan!
  • Fight the power! Down with the man! Burn the Andrews!
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