Since I'm allowed only one official vote, I am giving it to "Bewegung, oder wir schlagen sie" as I enjoy German.
"Let's do dumb shit" is almost as amusing to me, though.
Okay, I went with the "You can't ____ 10 _____!" I'm going to throw out a couple of these, see what you think. None of them are amazing, but I tried.
You can't Jack 10 Thompsons! You can't buy 10 shirts! You can't got 10 damns! You can't remember 10 things, you know? You can't say 10 fucks! (On the back) Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (You guys wore a GoatSE t-shirt, so i'm not sure that you care about content)
I kind of like that mad-lib one. The problem with using that phrase, especially with actual words, is that it doesn't really work without the correct tone of voice. Doesn't translate in writing. :<
It says "If u can read this, then u teh leet". It's actually incorrect. The proper way to say it is "If u can read this, then u r eleet." It doesn't matter, because I'm pretty sure a shirt like that already exists.
Your right, but the shirt reads "If you can read this, you really need to get laid", Of course in l33t speak.
Well, If you ever want to get some swag out to the Australian listeners, I can have it manufactured and distributed through the family business or friends of the family. We can do screen printed and Embroidered, well, Anything - We've even done flight helmet Visor covers for one of the F-111 Squadrons that fly out of Amberly - and We can also do Thermal Sublimation prints onto plastic and semi-metal cards.
Next idea;
"Have you heard of this podcast?
It's supposed to be really good!"
(By the bye sorry that it's the 2nd image in the 2nd post ever made by my, but they're both relevant).
Edit:
Oh, I am so ashamed of myself for the grammar used. I usually don't use such bad grammar.
It shouldn't affect my ideas though. Please tell me what you think.
I just got an idea! We could have a contest! the one who makes the winning design(s) wins a free t-shirt.
Yes, I did. What I said in quotes, I meant exactly. Not 'insert verb here' and 'insert plural noun here,' but exactly as I wrote it. I've been marathoning the show, for the last month or so, during my hour and a half round trip commute, and during most of the 8 hours I spend at work daily. It seemed to me that the "omg" and the "onoz" seems to come up a bit in the show, and the "you can't verb ten nouns" was used as part of the explanation of the "you cant ___ ten ___" bit.
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"Let's do dumb shit" is almost as amusing to me, though.
You can't Jack 10 Thompsons!
You can't buy 10 shirts!
You can't got 10 damns!
You can't remember 10 things, you know?
You can't say 10 fucks! (On the back) Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (You guys wore a GoatSE t-shirt, so i'm not sure that you care about content)
All I got for now, i'll be thinking.
Or, you can go Mad-Lib style: "You can't (verb) ten (noun, plural)!"
Hey, maybe that last one can be the Mr. Period shirt. It's both fun and grammatically correct!
"Holy Craaap..."
There are
10
types of people in this world
those that understand
binary and those that don't
My personal favorite is:
"? (up arrow) (ohm symbol)" - "What up holmes!"
"Blobbity Blah"
"Gotdamn" was a close second, but its already been suggested.
Been there, done that.
Oh wait, that's hard to put on a T-shirt...
Next idea;
"Have you heard of this podcast?
It's supposed to be really good!"
(By the bye sorry that it's the 2nd image in the 2nd post ever made by my, but they're both relevant).
Edit:
Oh, I am so ashamed of myself for the grammar used. I usually don't use such bad grammar.
It shouldn't affect my ideas though. Please tell me what you think.
I just got an idea! We could have a contest! the one who makes the winning design(s) wins a free t-shirt.
1. Capitalization.
2. Punctuation
3. "they're" not "their"
If you don't use proper grammar, [insert hollow threat here].
"OMG!ONOZ!!! You can't verb ten nouns!!!"
Get it? GeeKnights? Anyone?
*Crickets*