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Have you ever been slapped by a girl? If so, when and where?
Well, I remember it happened when I was like 4 years old back on Kindergarten. I was next to a rack of books and she slapped me. The reason I do not remember, but now that I think about I just laugh :P
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Usually, I'll get a half-hearted joking slap on the shoulder or some other meaty part when I'm being a jackass to my female friends.
I've also been slapped on the backs of the thighs, but for reasons very different than the two just mentioned.
~_^
I still have no idea what happened.
Augh, all girls are fucking crazy.
Seriously, women are psycho. It's the hormones. Those hormones and the horrible, horrible pain.
Never been slapped by a girl. I've wanted to slap a couple people before though. Aaarrrrgh, so annoying. Don't talk about a girl in a lewd way, especially when they are standing right next to you, like Uglyfred said. ALSO don't make degrading sexual gestures behind her back. God, I hope that guy overdosed and died. In a fire.
I have the pain. In fact, it just woke me up, which is why I was posting here at 4 AM. I must say I feel sorry for my boyfriend, who was kept half-awake practically all night because I was using my laptop as a heating pad. However...he doesn't have teh pain, so I only feel a little sorry.
Funny story...when I was the president of my high school anime club, our main supplier (an older friend) came up to me and asked to be slapped in the face. He said he'd never been slapped before and he wanted to know what it felt like. So...yeah, I tried my best, but I guess if your heart isn't in it it's kind of a wussy gesture. I couldn't hit him hard at all. I'm just not a physical violence kind of person...mental anguish is more my thing.
Yeah, I've had a friend who wanted pain inflicted on him our of curiousity. Needless to say, I couldn't comply. Girls are fucking crazy, boys are weird.
As for the whole not hitting women thing, a lot of that is an old holdover from the whole "women as the weaker sex" thing. However, biologically speaking, males are larger and have a genetic basis that allows them to be larger than females. I myself am twice the size of almost every woman I know, and I know that if I hauled off and hit most women, it'd cause a lot more harm to them physically than the same blow would to a male. Males are generally larger and stronger, hence hitting women is generally considered an uneven match.
Of course, I've met some women that seriously need to be slapped, or possibly even kicked in the ovaries.
Mamath: Boys are weird? That's saying a lot coming from a gender that considers it normal to periodically bleed from an orifice and to occassionally in their life span harbor and nurture a macro-parasite, which is subsequently squirted out after a long, painstaking, and sometimes life-threatening process.
It seems that girls are built around pain and misery.
Yes, penises are weird, that's for sure, but they're also cool. I mean, I can pee in a cup 5 feet away. How awesome is that?
Of course, breasts are far more awesome; really, we got the short end of the stick in terms of fun appendages.
Kate: Kitchen, pie, belong, etc.
EDIT: Did my image disappear for everyone else?
As for Pete: penis > breasts. No, seriously. Penises have way more functionality and propensity for fun. Breasts are just sacks of fat that hang off your chest and do nothing, unless you see fit to squirt out a microparasite. Even then, some women don't breastfeed. So, uhhh, women in the west pretty much wear restraining devices, get back problems, harbor a possibly cancerous site, and deal with sagginess in old age and society-influenced paranoia over their breast size and shape for very little benefit or functionality in return. GG culture, way to make our biological parts totally more important and scrutinized than is warranted.
/angst
/penisenvy
The macroparasite thing isn't a purely female thing anyway.
In closing, breasts are teh suck.