Dawn of War crashed, and I sent an accurate reporting of the Circumstances at the time of the crash, then appended a "Nursery rhyme" to "Brighten their day" -
"The emperor protects me, This I know. Because the Imperium tells me so. The holy warriors to him belong Xenos are filth and he is strong.
Yes, The Emperor protects! Yes, The Emperor protects! Yes, The Emperor protects! The Imperium tells me so.
The emperor protects me when I'm good, Burning the xenos like I should, The Emperor loves me when I'm bad, And that makes the Inquisition Glad. "
And then told them that if required, I would assist them in their prayers and incantations to please the Machine Gods.
Look at the face of the cube pointing at the lower right corner of the .gif. It looks to me like it has both blue and red bits, but that might just be a trick of the light.
My Facebook status is my thing of the day. I strongly urge everyone to repost it.
85% of people are soo stupid that they actually think that soldiers are heros. The other 15% are smart enough to realize soldiers are not heros. Like this status and repost if you are smart and a true American.
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"The emperor protects me, This I know.
Because the Imperium tells me so.
The holy warriors to him belong
Xenos are filth and he is strong.
Yes, The Emperor protects!
Yes, The Emperor protects!
Yes, The Emperor protects!
The Imperium tells me so.
The emperor protects me when I'm good,
Burning the xenos like I should,
The Emperor loves me when I'm bad,
And that makes the Inquisition Glad. "
And then told them that if required, I would assist them in their prayers and incantations to please the Machine Gods.
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It's not a joke. They need it to help penguins who have been involved in oil spills.
Nuri, I'm looking at you.
I think I'll do this as a year long project for next year. The pattern is so simple. Anyone can do it.
Welp, I know what I'm buying for my next gaming rig.
85% of people are soo stupid that they actually think that soldiers are heros. The other 15% are smart enough to realize soldiers are not heros. Like this status and repost if you are smart and a true American.