I convinced the same person that 1)Latvia has no animals (they all emigrated to Estonia) and 2) University of Wales was a college where you learn to speak to whales.
I'm asian. I'm female. I get asked this by adult men. They are not joking.
edit: This is getting a lot more comments than I expected. Here are some stories:
My favorite is probably about a good friend of mine (female) talking to her male boss about me and she mentions I'm asian. She calls me up and this was our conversation:
her: So, my boss wanted me to ask you (she starts laughing) if ... this is him asking not me ... but wanted to kn-
me: (I cut her off) He wants to know if my vagina is slanted, doesn't he?
her: Omg! Yes! How did you know that's what he was going to ask?
She goes back to her boss and tells him how I knew what he wanted to ask before she even got the question out. Him: So is it?
I have also had the following:
Black Guy: So, ever been with a black guy before? Me: Yes. BG: How was it?
White Guy: So, ever been with a white guy before? Me: Yes. WG: How was it?
White guy: You are the only oriental I have ever met before in my life that doesn't want to try and please a white man.
Guy: You speak English very good.
Me: Actually it's well, but thanks.
Guy: What?
Out with my best friend (male) and some guy asked him: Hey, how do I get me one of them orientals too? Friend just looks at him with this wtf dumbfounded look upon his face. And for anybody in St. Louis reading this he replied, "I don't know. Go down to S. Grand like everybody else?" (S. Grand is a street with a bunch of asian restaurants)
edit: Same friend once said to me, "You know, I always thought it was rough being a big black male living in the city but the shit you put up with ... I wouldn't trade."
My English is perfectly normal and I have no accent. That's because I was raised in the states and English is my first, and only, language. I've started many of rumors at various places I have worked that I'm a mail order bride. They all believe me.
I used to be married to a white guy. When people would ask how we met we used to just tell them that he's in the military and that's it (which had nothing to do with how we met). Everyone would just go, "Ohh." and then nod their heads in understanding that he must have been deployed over there and just bought me back with him.
I constantly get asked if I know so and so as if all asians in the states know each other.
edit 2: I'm in St. Louis, MO
Oh the stories. I could go on and on. Round eyes are stupid.
edit 3: I forgot this story that I also like. I had an appointment at a court house and was running pretty late. As you enter the building, the way it was designed, it was kind of hard to tell if you were on the 1st or 2nd floor. So I asked the security guard to save time what floor I was on. He replied, "Oh, you're looking for immigration? Just go down the hall to the left and it's the 3rd door."
I like this and i can relate. My wife's family is full of extroverts who invite us out to everything they can and i always feel guilty when i have to retreat into an ebook on my phone in the middle of the evening.
I think the better thing to do would be to get a custom-molded vibrator of your santee's penis (or santee's favorite male's penis). That would be the best.
Watch this video. It has a skater doing at least one thing you haven't seen before:
Very creative, but not sure some of the stuff is very repeatable, like breaking a board on a slide to land on a different complete board with each foot. Then again, that is pretty much the essence of skateboarding tricks: Land them once and preserve them for eternity on film.
I think the better thing to do would be to get a custom-molded vibrator of your santee's penis (or santee's favorite male's penis). That would be the best.
Yeah but how to broach the subject of "hey mind if I get a mold/3d laser image of your penis?"
Watch this video. It has a skater doing at least one thing you haven't seen before:
Very creative, but not sure some of the stuff is very repeatable, like breaking a board on a slide to land on a different complete board with each foot. Then again, that is pretty much the essence of skateboarding tricks: Land them once and preserve them for eternity on film.
I have watched many skaters over the years, at skate parks and on the streets. Do you know how many times I've ever seen one land a trick solidly? Never.
Also, if jugglers made as many big mistakes in shows as skaters do in competitions, we'd all be out of a job. Their tricks are impressive, but nothing if not inconsistent.
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Also, if jugglers made as many big mistakes in shows as skaters do in competitions, we'd all be out of a job. Their tricks are impressive, but nothing if not inconsistent.