Things of your day

Dazzle369

What winning some internet looks like

Greg

I don't remember where on Twitter I found this, but I love it. That's President James Buchanan, who was in office immediately before the Civil War.

Banta

Because who doesn't like an emotional punch to the gut.

Dromaro

The Tales of Florida Man: Illustrated edition

Dazzle369

Don't go to the barbers, be your own.

chaosof99

A classic, but whatever:

Greg

Posted by actual Federal Representative of California, Mark Takano:

Daikun

chaosof99

The Truth about Florida Man

ThatGent

This could have either been a thing or a fail.

Jack Draigo

http://hex.frvr.com/ Interesting row clearing game.

Daikun

Pegu

ThatGent

Jack Draigo

That almost happened in the movie.

Dazzle369

SWATrous

Saying anyone who picks it up will instantly become a filmmaker is a boldface lie, but, it is a cool-ass piece of tech.

Dazzle369

Consumer level camcorder stabilisation has been needed since day 1. Fuck that shaky cam BS

Pegu

Stolen from Banta's FB http://www.chron.com/local/education/campus-chronicles/article/campus-carry-ut-austin-dildo-dildos-texas-6563276.php

ninjarabbi

Can't we just come to a compromise and carry dildo guns on campus?

Jack Draigo

While I am for the campus carry as long as all other prerequisites for a CCW are met and enforced, I must say it would be much more humiliating to be subdued by a dildo.

Belliger

Jack Draigo said:

While I am for the campus carry as long as all other prerequisites for a CCW are met and enforced, I must say it would be much more humiliating to be subdued by a dildo.

I am picturing the guy in prison afterwards.
Inmate: How did they take you down?
Criminal: I got shot man
Inmate: Yeah I got shot too a few years back by a 45, what did they get you with?
Criminal: ... A Dildo
Inmate: ...

ninjarabbi

Ribbed for justice

Pegu

The word "dildo" is just so fun.

Victor Frost

ThatGent

https://twitter.com/YS_HONTEN/status/653609915395641344

Animal Crossing and Gundam, they practically belong together.

MATATAT

My minds telling me no. But my body... My bodies telling me yes.

Victor Frost

MATATAT said:

My minds telling me no. But my body... My bodies telling me yes.

Daikun

Does anyone need riffing material?

Daikun

Godzilla squares off against King Kong again. Other Kaiju might join in the future.