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You know you're a hentai fan when... (Images SFW? Please?)

ProfPanglossProfPangloss
edited September 2007 in Anime
-You get hot reading a specific H.P. Lovecraft story.

-4Chan blames you for their increased bandwidth cost.

-You coin the phrase "Kraken-gina" non-ironically (you know who you are...)

-The dying 18+ art rooms at anime conventions rely on you for consistent donations.

(Don't kill me for coming up with this...)
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  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    You get a semi-hard-on when you hear the words "onegai yamete!"

    Don't worry, making fun of hentai watchers is fun. XD
  • NeitoNeito
    You hear "Squid attacks woman" and instantly wonder if she got pregnant.
  • snookernetsnookernet
    You hear "Squid attacks woman" and instantly wonder if she got pregnant.
    Haha.
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    -You buy Pirates of the Caribbean 3 so that you can watch that scene of Davy Jones using his tentacles to "invade" this one guy's face over and over...
  • VigaViga
    -You wear a pin saying "Bukkake master" on your hat proudly.

    ..This is actually true. (Points to self)
  • NeitoNeito
    - You don't have sex till you're 30 because you thought that the woman would invade your brain during sex.
  • VigaViga
    -You buy Pirates of the Caribbean 3 so that you can watch that scene of Davy Jones using his tentacles to "invade" this one guy's face over and over...
    The minute you see him in the 2nd movie you yell tentacle sex in the theater.

    (points to self...again)
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    -You think that the phrase "Cthulhu Ftaghn" increases your chances.
  • VigaViga
    -You think that the phrase "Cthulhu Ftaghn" increases your chances.
    *thumbs up!*
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    -You buy Pirates of the Caribbean 3 so that you can watch that scene of Davy Jones using his tentacles to "invade" this one guy's face over and over...
    when I saw that I pretty much said "At least I know what they were watching when the thought up of this scene."
  • NeitoNeito
    - They have to pry you away from the doujin rack at the end of the con.
    - Number of girlfriends: 0. Number of times you've gotten a blister on your willy: 20.
  • One SinOne Sin
    - You find Face-Hugger attacks hot.

    - You have even considered going on 7chan

    - /34/ is your favorite board.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    The first thing you think of when you see an anime is "does it have paizuri*?"

    *I don't know what it means exactly but a friend says it when making fun of anime she watches.
  • NeitoNeito
    The first thing you think of when you see an anime is "does it have paizuri*?"

    *I don't know what it means exactly but a friend says it when making fun of anime she watches.
    To use technical terms, it's mamory intercourse, I believe.
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    edited September 2007
    -On a date, you point out that your skills as a performer of the "ninja art" are great.

    (I have NEVER seen (nor do I want to see) La Blue Girl, so I don't know very much about it. However, I know this guy...)
    Post edited by ProfPangloss on
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Someone says something without any double entendres or ways to interpret sexually and you still get exited.
  • NeitoNeito
    - The phrase "big brother" makes your heart race.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Someone says something without any double entendres or ways to interpret sexually and you still get exited.
    That's more like with any pervert, not just hentai fans.

    Well, hentai fans ARE perverts, so fuck it.
  • NeitoNeito
    When you click in the address bar to type a url, the first few URLs that show up are:
    http://orz.4chan.org/h/
    http://orz.4chan.org/d/
    http://orz.4chan.org/s/
    http://orz.4chan.org/y/
    http://orz.4chan.org/u/
    (for those who don't know, that's Hentai, Weird Hentai, sexy women, yaoi and yuri, in order.)
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    You got the servers wrong it's actually cgi. not orz.

    How do I know? I took the experiment and went on 4chan with a text browser.

    Hilarity ensues.
  • VigaViga
    -Rule 34 becomes a law to you. Double points if you consider it a commandment or a wish you rather.
  • AndrewAndrew
    You consistently carry out Rule 35
  • AprecheApreche
    You can no longer get off fantasizing about having sex with live people because it is too difficult to suspend your disbelief.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Thou shall do the rule number XXXIV!

    Jesus is a pervert. XD
  • cosmicenemacosmicenema
    Kanji-chan?
  • NeitoNeito
    You're more familiar with Overfiend than with your mom.
  • cosmicenemacosmicenema
    You can no longer get off fantasizing about having sex with live people because it is too difficult to suspend your disbelief.
    I'm still laughing at this. lol
  • VigaViga
    edited September 2007
    Thou shall do the rule number XXXIV!

    Jesus is a pervert. XD
    (Speechless constant laughing)

    -when you aren't a gamer, but a H gamer.
    Post edited by Viga on
  • ErwinErwin
    If you know what is Biko : (
  • One SinOne Sin
    - When you know what each of the fetishes represented here means:
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