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  • - When you know what each of the fetishes represented here means:
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    Sadly, i do.

    /life
  • Why is heterosexuality a fetish? Unless hetero has taken on a new meaning, I know all of those.
  • When you have more yaoi than normal manga
    When you see a schoolgirl or a tentacle monster, you have flashbacks of all the tentacle-rape porn you've seen.

    Why -is- there so much tentacle porn anyway??
    (My lurker friend says it's because it's cool.)
  • - When you know what each of the fetishes represented here means:
    The Chinese zodiac?

    To answer the question...yes...I know what they all are. My best friends are Yuri bunny and Yaoi cock.
  • When you have more yaoi than normal manga
    When you see a schoolgirl or a tentacle monster, you have flashbacks of all the tentacle-rape porn you've seen.

    Why -is- there so much tentacle porn anyway??
    (My lurker friend says it's because it's cool.)
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  • Best image posted evar!
  • When you have more yaoi than normal manga
    When you see a schoolgirl or a tentacle monster, you have flashbacks of all the tentacle-rape porn you've seen.

    Why -is- there so much tentacle porn anyway??
    (My lurker friend says it's because it's cool.)
    Someone told me because tentacles are not cocks technically, so they don't have to censor them.
    Silly Japanese with their censorship anyway. I mean, what good does it to pixel out all genitals?
    Oh yeah, and a friend told me that the Japanese law that prohibits the depiction of human genitals was actually set by the Americans after WWII
    (So was the German law that prohibits swastikas and other nazi symbols, btw. so it's not because we 'hate freedom' ;)

    You know you've seen too much hentai when you know about laws like that (^.^)'
  • edited September 2007
    Why -is- there so much tentacle porn anyway??
    Because people like it.

    - You begin to wonder why women cross their arms like that.
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  • Why -is- there so much tentacle porn anyway??
    Because people like it.
    Because not everyone eats calimari or octopus balls.
  • edited September 2007
    When you see an OLD lady and you come up with twenty different images that will make you claw your eyes out as soon as you're in private.


    You get an erection when you're in a subway that goes into a tunnel.

    MIB 2 gave you your wallpaper.
    Post edited by Solo on
  • - You watch AMV Hell 0 too much times.

    -When everything and anything can be a hentai, yaoi or yuri doujin.

    -When you suddenly think of a doujin of this thread after typing that.....
  • You start writing lemon fanfics after seeing the trailer of a show.
  • Whenever you fight against the Kraken in early Final Fantasy games you are sadly disappointed.
  • edited September 2007
    -The first time you saw Evil Dead 1, you thought "close enough."
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  • You've ever visited gurochan.
    /seriously, don't go there. I haven't either. I heard about it from a friend.
  • edited September 2007
    You've ever visited gurochan.
    /seriously, don't go there. I haven't either. I heard about it from a friend.
    Went to the front page, looked at the categories and closed the tab. That was as far as I want to go.

    -When you take rule 34 as just another fact of life.

    Just looked up "Vore", I now know what all the fetish animals mean and will have to get better at dodging Ohnoses.
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  • You've ever visited gurochan.
    /seriously, don't go there. I haven't either. I heard about it from a friend.
    I thought that was just a rumor. I don't want to see for myself but I can use this to trick friends. This can be the next goatse scare for me. Good thing none of my crew comes here. Heh heh heh.
  • ...you've lurked here just waiting for someone to post a picture of some good ol' tentacle rape.
  • ......
    edited September 2007
    This can be the next goatse scare for me.
    Guro is worse... a lot worse. Guro makes goatse look like a huge grassfield with daisies and sunshine and a perfect blue sky. *shudders*

    @ TheProX. Check the title. SFW images.
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  • You've ever visited gurochan.
    /seriously, don't go there. I haven't either. I heard about it from a friend.
    I thought that was just a rumor. I don't want to see for myself but I can use this to trick friends. This can be the next goatse scare for me. Good thing none of my crew comes here. Heh heh heh.
    Make sure you send them to scat, the other stuff is only about as bad as /d/.
  • @ TheProX. Check the title. SFW images.
    I still think they'd be here anyway.

    Oh, and because kittens are cute, does that mean they have a huge chance of being raped?
  • @ TheProX. Check the title. SFW images.
    I still think they'd be here anyway.

    Oh, and because kittens are cute, does that mean they have a huge chance of being raped?
    A cat is fine, too.
  • edited September 2007
    @ TheProX. Check the title. SFW images.
    Blessed be.

    -When you see NSFW and become disappointed, because you think it means "Not a Sexy Furry Website."
    Post edited by ProfPangloss on
  • Amazing t-shirt idea. Just the phrase "do not go to gurochan.org" written over and over. possibly with the words "but now you want to know why" somewhere.
    Seriously people though. Even if you think it would be funny to have a look or show it to someone else I will not tell you not to but make sure you look it up and understand fully what you are about to do to yourself or to others.

    -Someone says "Never go to gurochan." and there is a silence in the room.
  • Ok, you wanted tentacles. I present to you none other than the wikipedia article "Pornography in Japan" Containing no more than two pictures and one of them is tentacle porn.
  • Ok, you wanted tentacles. I present to you none other than the wikipedia article "Pornography in Japan" Containing no more than two pictures and one of them is tentacle porn.
    Further proof Wikipedia knows everything. *Shudder*
  • edited September 2007
    Guro is worse... a lot worse. Guro makes goatse look like a huge grassfield with daisies and sunshine and a perfect blue sky. *shudders*
    That's the point. I can send my friend there to be horrified out their minds. Mhahahah!

    -You plan on making an AMV using the song 99 words for boobs

    (points to self...again)
    Post edited by Viga on

  • That's the point. I can send my friend there to be horrified out their minds. Mhahahah!
    Viga D, I say this with absolute seriousness. Do not look or, by your actions, cause anyone else to look at gurochan without knowing exactly what you are about to do and are prepared for the repercussions.

    If someone could dig out the page from 20th century boys where it says "What happened to the other two?/They chewed through their own wrists." it would be most appropriate.
  • - If you even know of "Mai-chan's Daily Life".

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  • - You've ever thought "You know, sex is great, but it'd be even better if my mind was being controlled by this person".
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