I would make a series of science-fantasy movies that everyone loves. Years later, I would make a series of prequels that totally ruin the first series. In the ensuing dismay and confusion, I would unleash my army of animatronic Lincoln robots to take over the Northern U.S. You can have the South. I don't want it.
I don't know, my George Washington is made of stone and was stolen from Mt. Rushmore so I really don't think that she'll win. Anyway, he has the ultimate weapon against Martha Washington: "BITCH SLAP"!
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The original implies that they would not stop their primary attack in order to eliminate a target of opportunity.