Pro-Intelligent Design position paper written by an 11th grader.
A few weeks ago an evangelical kid at my school, who knows I'm not religious and is always trying to convert people, walked up to me and handed me his graded pro-intelligent design position paper he did for English. So I did what any normal person would do and scanned it on to my computer.
While the grammar in this essay is laughable, the logic as straight as Lombard Street, and the grading methods questionable, I ask you to please be respectful of the person who wrote in the sense that none of you know him, he is not here to defend himself, and I did not ask for his permission to distribute this. Instead, please focus on attacking the arguments he makes and the institutions that allowed this essay to receive the grade that it did.
The following is an actual essay written by an 11th grade student, with the name removed. Keep in mind that it is graded on a 6 point scale and for a college prep(normal) level class at a public high school. It is also made of epic lulz. Enjoy.Page 1Page 2Page 3Page 4Page 5RubricBibliography