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Abstinence Pants

HungryJoeHungryJoe
edited June 2008 in News
Would these persuade you at all? Notice the bit about "doing her chores". Does Kmart think they're selling pants to Laura Ingalls?
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  • JasonJason
    In my experience, the girls most likely to need abstinence aren't shopping at Kmart. They're shopping at Abercrombie or Hollister.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited June 2008
    Feh, all too easy. I'll just take love out of the equation. Problem solved!
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • NeitoNeito
    One Feministing commenter adds, “Because nothing says ‘I plan not to have sex until marriage’ like plastering text across your ass.”
    Best line in the entire article.
  • jccjcc
    I'd love to see Scrym in a pair. :P
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Why? It's already too late.
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    How about a pair of involved parents? I think those would work better than these pants.
  • konistehradkonistehrad
    How about a pair of involved parents? I think those would work better than these pants.
    Please, those will never sell!
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    edited June 2008
    Those guys are a few centuries to late.
    And don't ask what I waded through in google image search because I used that before I checked wikipedia.
    Post edited by chaosof99 on
  • VigaViga
    Oh please...
  • whateverwhatever
    Those guys are a few centuries to late.
    And don't ask what I waded through in google image search because I used that before I checked wikipedia.
    Reminds me of Teeth.
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    Reminds me of Teeth.
    Wicked City?
  • VigaViga
    Reminds me of Teeth.
    Wicked City?
    I thought the anime with teeth sticking out of a vag was Apocalypse Zero?
  • SailSail
    [Insert Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference here]
  • LyddiLyddi
    I would think abstinence pants would be pants that you couldn't take off. Sort of like how its kinda hard for (some) guys to unhook bras.
  • kage_rodkage_rod
    *cough* I think sweatpants are ugly as all hell get out. Maybe that's why they'll be abstinent? ..No, wait, I'd screw a chick even if she only wore sweatpants - as long as she was cute otherwise...
  • ΣπεκωσποκΣπεκωσποκ
    Those pants, on a horribly unappealing man, would be very hilarious.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited June 2008
    *cough* I think sweatpants are ugly as all hell get out. Maybe that's why they'll be abstinent? ..No, wait, I'd screw a chick even if she only wore sweatpants - as long as she was cute otherwise...
    That way a kid could tell her parents that she was abstinent . . . with the opposite sex.
    Those pants, on a horribly unappealing man, would be very hilarious.
    Yes they would. We should buy a pair for Steve.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    Ha. Ha ha ha ha, ha. And furthermore, HAH.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    I think these pants are just as stupid as pants and shirts that say things like "Juicy", "Easy", "Slutty", "Too Hot", etc. Stop advertising your sexual choices. No one cares except you and your partners. Also, women are more than their hymens and their sexuality, and I am disgusted with my own gender when they reduce themselves to the sum of ONE part.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Wait! Kmart says the abstinence pants aren't intended to promote abstinence.
  • JasonJason
    Why would they try to distance themselves from the concept of abstinence? The problem isn't that Kmart is promoting a social ideal, it's that the pants are tacky as hell.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Kmart is against abstinence!
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    The problem isn't that Kmart is promoting a social ideal, it's that the pants are tacky as hell.
    All pants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants! Pantsless is the new pants.
  • RochelleRochelle
    Allpants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants!Pantsless is the new pants.
    As much as I love this idea, what happens if our legs get cold? :P
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Allpants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants!Pantsless is the new pants.
    As much as I love this idea, what happens if our legs get cold? :P
    Kilts and skirts!
  • NeitoNeito
    I think someone on my forums said something pretty funny that deserves to be added here:
    The gray pair is pretty slutty though. The irony hurts me :(
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Allpants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants!Pantsless is the new pants.
    As much as I love this idea, what happens if our legs get cold? :P
    Kilts and skirts!
    Those things can be pretty expensive.
  • VigaViga
    Allpants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants!Pantsless is the new pants.
    That would be an hilarious trend.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Allpants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants!Pantsless is the new pants.
    As much as I love this idea, what happens if our legs get cold? :P
    Kilts and skirts!
    Those things can bepretty expensive.
    So can pants. Have you ever heard of the $300 to $500 jeans that are so popular the past 6 years?
  • AnastiusAnastius
    edited June 2008
    Allpants are tacky as hell. In the name of taste, I renounce pants!Pantsless is the new pants.
    As much as I love this idea, what happens if our legs get cold? :P
    Kilts and skirts!
    Those things can bepretty expensive.
    So can pants. Have you ever heard of the $300 to $500 jeans that are so popular the past 6 years?
    Besides, there will be mass production pretty much everywhere if this would catch on.
    Post edited by Anastius on
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