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  • MattMatt
    Sorry, world. Looks like those with the most potential to be huge fat dudes also have the most breeding potential.
  • WalkerWalker
    Genetics scares the shit out of me.
  • Jack DraigoJack Draigo
    Sorry, world. Looks like those with the most potential to be huge fat dudes also have the most breeding potential.
    Are we heading towards Idiocracy?
  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    Sorry, world. Looks like those with the most potential to be huge fat dudes also have the most breeding potential.
    +1 for me! But seriously, don't suppress anything.

    Idiocracy was just about stupid people fucking without abandon, I don't think weight plays an issue there.
  • Jack DraigoJack Draigo
    A friend of mine chewed on a cable that had been sprayed with no-chew spray. I facepalmed.
  • PeguPegu
    I went to add my old external hard drive internally, disconnected the existing drives, pulled out the bay, screwed it in. When I went to plug everything back in, I discovered the plastic part of my SSD(boot drive)'s inside one of the cables.
  • VigaViga
    I'm sick as a dog on my way to a convention.
  • Jordan O.Jordan O.
    Welp, partner for my panels at Connecticon suddenly can't go to Connecticon at all. Time to run this shit in brolo mode.
  • open_sketchbookopen_sketchbook
    I just shoveled gravel for four hours in the sun. I wrote a song about it.
    It is the source of my frustration
    Excessive solar radiation
    experiencing constant cremation
    raging internal conflagration
    we must end this devastation
    cosmic murder will be our salvation

    FUCK THE SUN
    SNUFF IT OUT
    FUCK THE SUN
    GO WITHOUT
    FUCK THE SUN
    LIFE IS OVER
    FUCK THE SUN
    SUPERNOVA

    Listen now to my oration
    while you maintain your hydration
    though its rays are life’s foundation
    natural fusion’s emanation
    i cannot stand heats ostentation
    i have made grim preparation

    fly a rocket for exploration
    drawn in by solar gravitation
    extend the weapon for penetration
    shudder now with anticipation
    i will save the population
    achieving stellar impregnation

    FUCK THE SUN
    SNUFF IT OUT
    FUCK THE SUN
    GO WITHOUT
    FUCK THE SUN
    LIFE IS OVER
    FUCK THE SUN
    SUPERNOVA
  • PeguPegu
    Nice. ChristFuck (don't care what random caps you use) gonna perform this?
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Campsite made us buy their firewood and it was damp and would only smolder.
  • RymRym
    Campsite made us buy their firewood and it was damp and would only smolder.
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/luau2.html
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    edited July 2013
    Apparently Microsoft has come up with the brilliant idea of forcing you to pay $100 a year to subscribe to Office, offering it as a service and not as actual software, with the intent of making all their software that way.

    There are not enough ways I can say "Fuck you, you greedy horsefucking motherfuckers so fucking hard." I'm now officially abandoning them for Google Docs and pirated software, because fuck that noise.
    Post edited by GreatTeacherMacRoss on
  • WalkerWalker
    edited July 2013
    It made sense when Adobe did it. For instance, most students only need is a few months with Photoshop at a time. Office, though? That's handicapped.
    Post edited by Walker on
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    most students only need is a few months with Photoshop at a time.
    A lot of people don't realize this, but to pay for Adobe CC month-to-month without a 1yr contract will cost you an additional $25/mo.
  • GregGreg
    I gave up on legit owning MS Office when my purchased copy of it decided that it had forgotten my product key, demanded that I repeat it (after having used it for ~3 years without issue), and told me that my product key wasn't usable because it had already been used. That use had been by me when I first bought the computer.
  • PeguPegu
    I got an Office 2010 installer that doesn't ask for a product key if anyone's interested .
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    I have the enterprise Office 2010 from the last place I worked. I'm not sure if I still have the installer, though.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    If you have a .edu email address, you can get 4 years of Microsoft office for $80 as well as an hour of skype minutes per month and 20gb more space on skydrive. It's worth it to me.
  • AndrewAndrew
    Ryan Davis from Giant Bomb fucked died :<
  • P_TOGP_TOG
    Ryan Davis from Giant Bomb fucked died :<</p>
    I'm having difficulties articulating how I feel about this, so for now I'll just leave it at "fucking bad".
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    He was only 34. Listening to old episodes of the bombcast is going to feel weird now.
  • ChurbaChurba
    I think it's oddly appropriate that when I heard about this, it was indeed Tuesday.
  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    edited July 2013
    The drama level in my life is too dumb high. None of it directly involves me, but people I care about have difficult lives and make difficult decisions.

    Autocorrect damn to dumb. I'm keeping it.
    Post edited by Anthony Heman on
  • DaikunDaikun
    edited July 2013
    Have you ever thought that getting a job at McDonald's would be the lowest/worst job in the world?

    It's worse than you think.

    EDIT: Other companies have gotten in on it.
    Post edited by Daikun on
  • DaikunDaikun
    edited July 2013
    Way to fuck up, Flori-duh.
    Post edited by Daikun on
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Way to fuck up, Flori-duh.
    Great, so I need to smuggle my phone into Florida when I visit my parents in a few weeks.
  • Jack DraigoJack Draigo
    Have you ever thought that getting a job at McDonald's would be the lowest/worst job in the world?

    It's worse than you think.

    EDIT: Other companies have gotten in on it.
    Most companies do that nowadays, but just about everyone I've seen or known about made the point of saying you could get direct deposit.
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
    Didn't search out the survey in question to assess its validity (fairly small sample size, no indication to the demographic asked in the article), but the numbers are still enough to make me a sad panda.

    Guys are scumbags.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    That's just guys who would rather not use a condom. They're stupid, not necessarily scumbags. When I was first getting it on with my girlfriend, I insisted on the condom. Now that we're in a monogamous relationship and she's on birth control it's not as absolutely necessary. Still use one though, less messy.
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