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Conservapedia makes me rage and lol at the same time

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  • Or fascists. Some of them are just straight-up fascists. See: Flag-burning amendments.

    Also, get ready to laugh. Hard. Evolutionary biologist Richard Lenski kicks Andy Schafly's ass:

    http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog
    The saddest thing about this is: if you look at the talk page, Schafly's acting like he's winning the argument because Lenski didn't give him everything he wanted (data he wouldn't be able to interpret, anyway), even though everyone else on the page says otherwise. I can barely see how that man has avoided winning himself a Darwin award, with all the intelligence he's shown.
  • edited October 2009
    I just saw it on Pharyngula but this is too good to not put it into this forum. Apparently Jesus was too much of a liberal hippie for the guys behind Conservapedia, therefore they are going to make their own "Conservative Bible Project" where they try to remove "liberal bias" from the Bible because they think it is "the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations". Instead they self-admittedly try to insert their own bias into it, or as they put it in their own guidelines:
    Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word "comrade" three times as often as "volunteer"; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as "word", "peace", and "miracle".
    I guess they are big fans of Supply Side Jesus.
    Post edited by chaosof99 on
  • From the page:
    # Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level[3]
    Really?

    Also:
    Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
    Wow. I don't remember Jesus talking about the free market. Where did he discuss stock options? Enlighten me, someone.
  • Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
    Wow. I don't remember Jesus talking about the free market. Where did he discuss stock options? Enlighten me, someone.
    It's in Corinthians you heathen. Right before it says not to trust Jews.
  • edited October 2009
    I think they've reached the delusional equivalent of escape velocity.. Reality has no longer enough pull to have any chance of brining them back.
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  • I think they've reached the delusional equivalent of escape velocity.. Reality has no longer enough pull to have any chance of brining them back.
    I'm clinging to the naive hope that it's a parody. Same thing for Fred Phelps and his cadre of nutjobs.
  • This is the best thing that could possibly happen. The closer to "escape velocity," the more believers get shaken off the ride. The more ridiculous the religious become, the more disenchanted Americans become with Christianity.
  • Sometimes I hate the internet for allowing these sort of things to happen.
  • edited October 2009
    Sometimes I hate humanity for allowing these sort of things to happen.
    It's best to go to the root of the problem.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • Sometimes I hate the internet for allowing these sort of things to happen.
    This is free speech at its finest. Idiots have to be allowed to spout off their idiotic bullshit. Otherwise, how will we be able to find the quality people?
  • Someone hasn't informed Andy Schafly that Jesus and his disciples were likely the first anarchist collective, as we define it today. I think there have even been several books written about it, let alone the entire Catholic movement founded on the concept. Fuck.

    I hope this new bible gets released under CC so that liberal comic artists can do free interpretations of it. That would be hilarious.
  • Hoo boy. Internet Echo Chamber at its best.

    It's interesting to look at the talk pages and look at less-whackjob conservatives disagreeing with moreso-whackjob conservatives.

    While it's a little...scary to see what happens when 'The Other Side' puts too many people in a room and they all start agreeing with eachother, it's informative.
  • While it's a little...scary to see what happens when 'The Other Side' puts too many people in a room and they all start agreeing with eachother, it's informative.
    Also hysterical. My roommates and I exclusively watch Fox News just to MST3K it. It's unbelievably entertaining.
  • Also hysterical. My roommates and I exclusively watch Fox News just to MST3K it. It's unbelievably entertaining.
    I thought I was the only guy who did this.
  • edited December 2009
    I hope this new bible gets released under CC so that liberal comic artists can do free interpretations of it. That would be hilarious.
    That is exactly what a COMMUNIST would say and Jesus would not stand for for everyone, in the world, freely being able to read his teachings. However one thing I did before leaving my church was making them share their sermons under a CC-A-ND licence
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  • The Homosexuality page is just cruel.
  • The Homosexuality page is just cruel.
    Here are some choise headlines from said article: "American Lesbian Women More Than Twice as Likely to Be Obese Than All other Female Sexual Orientation Groups," "Homosexuality and Older Homosexuals Preying on Vulnerable Youth," and "Homosexual Public Indecency Tolerated in San Francisco." Stay classy Conservapedia.
  • I'm a pretty right wing guy, but this wiki even offends me. I contend that this is ironic and no-one actually believes any of this.
  • I contend that this is ironic and no-one actually believes any of this.
    Sadly wrong. The majority of people in the US outside of major cities believe these sorts of things.
  • I'm a pretty right wing guy, but this wiki even offends me. I contend that this is ironic and no-one actually believes any of this.
    You would be what's called a RHINO.
  • Sadly wrong. The majority of people in the US outside of major cities believe these sorts of things.
    We shouldn't assume without proper data, lest we become like them.

    Rather, the results of the recent election show that most people outside of large cities are at least a little bit removed from believing Conservapedia.
  • Coldlyblogger's avatar is too big and is covering part of his post and going up into the previous one.
  • Insofar as any thing is able to be legitimately confused by intelligent people with parody thereof, said thing is stupid.
    The fact that I cannot be sure that this is a joke, nor that others would not see it as a joke, is illuminating.
  • edited November 2010
    It unfortunately is not a joke. Take Andy Schalfy's interview with Stephen Colbert last year for example, or his assertions that Richard Lenski was a fraud and the subsequent discussion (also known as the Lenski dialog) for evidence. Those who don't know, Schlafly is the proprietor of Conservapedia and the son of right-wing nutcase Phyllis Schlafly. Also, searching FSTDT for "Schlafly" provides facepalms and hilarity all around.

    That Conservapedia was conceived as "a tool for homeschooling" also tells a lot.
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  • Firstly: I know. And it's not Coldly. I do everything with a warm heart and an open mind!
  • You should use MS paint to crop it to 100x100 pixels, my friend.

    Phyllis Schafly is the same batshit female misogynist who argued that her own gender's role was to be housekeepers and baby factories.
  • Got it. This just makes me sad. There's this guy at my school... Here. Let me link you, to this ridiculousness.
    Not even freshmen are young enough to have a Glenn Beck/ Evangelist inspired blog. With e-commerce.
  • It's also a tech blog. (???)
    Extemporaneous speaking should set him straight.
  • edited November 2010
    Shame that's a CafePress store, or else I'd use Rym's ordeal to report him to IRS.

    Quote: "From Faith Hope and Charity to Firm Refinance on Devine Providence, we cover it all."

    Kids like this need to be punched in the throat.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • edited November 2010
    But at least it's present, you know? I just want a shirt with Wednesday's logo on it.
    I guess I'll just have to settle for the Jesus is my Homedawg shirt, or something. *sigh*
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