I am 29 and my hair is turning white. DAMN YOU, MATERNAL GRANDFATHER'S GENETIC MATERIAL! DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!
Like Anderson Cooper?
No, that would be too easy. It's a big fucking patch right in the front where it parts. My wife told me it's starting to look like Leno's skunk patch >:(
This seems to be an appropriate thread. I know I'm 5 minutes early in EST, but Happy 27th Birthday Scott (if the Fast Karate forums have the correct date). Though, really, I think the job offers are far more deserving of congratulation than your age.
Oh for the love of....I can't possibly be the only 30-34 year old....sonofabitch...
Don't sweat it - I just barely fit in the 34 range as my birthday was in February. I'm staring down the barrel of 35 next year and trying to decide what I should do for my mid-life crisis.
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Am I really the only old fart here?
I'm 25.
Also, holy shit, Hank is here! Nice to see you again, ol' chum.
-Anderson Cooper
That should cheer you up!
I know I'm 5 minutes early in EST, but Happy 27th Birthday Scott (if the Fast Karate forums have the correct date). Though, really, I think the job offers are far more deserving of congratulation than your age.
I am not Error.
Actually, maybe not that slowly. That's why I switched to a crew cut years ago: it avoids any temptation of a comb-over.
I dye my hair red, so I don't know if I have any gray hairs. I'm comfortable with that.
Anyways, 20 year old idiot here, fifth-life crisis ftl.
EDIT: Also, no white hairs. Just lots of hair and good genes.
Also, does this mean someone aged 37-41 can say they're in a half-life crisis?