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What did you want to be when you grow up?

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  • Spin-off discussion. The insanity that would be the world if YOU were god. Armies of Kenshiro headsploding horrible, tentacled, furries. Mechs punching each other in the face 24/7. The sun just a series of disco lights. All night looong.
    ergo Paradise.
  • If I had power over creation:
    All fabulous Diva/Drag Queen-esque clothes would be the most comfortable clothes. The world would run similarly to the Odonian society in The Dispossessed (except not on a barren moon). Humans would be able to change their shape at will (Man-Bear-Pig, why the heck not?). Chocolate would be a high-fiber, low calorie miracle food that provided all necessary nutrients. Etc.
  • If I had power over creation:
    Nothing would exist. I'm just too lazy.
  • Nothing would exist. I'm just too lazy.
    You mean you'd create a universe and just let it take it's course? Never heard of that idea.
  • Chocolate would be a high-fiber, low calorie miracle food that provided all necessary nutrients and would never, ever make you feel sick. Etc.
    FTFY
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    Chocolate bacon [ice cream?] would taste as good in practice as in theory.
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    God.
    Omniscience would be quite enough for me. Maybe with a side dish of reversable immortality.
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  • Actually, being something more of an avatar or someone like Jesus who has fewer powers but isn't overwhelmed with the power of a god would be better. You see problems in front of you and you can solve them. Its like the whole "If you can do anything, it's really hard to think up what to do.".
  • Actually, being something more of an avatar or someone like Jesus who has fewer powers but isn't overwhelmed with the power of a god would be better. You see problems in front of you and you can solve them. Its like the whole "If you can do anything, it's really hard to think up what to do.".
    Look at the details, pull back to the big, picture and then go back to the details to change what must be changed. It isn't hard to take in the big picture if you are all powerful and aware of how the entire system works together (which an all powerful God could).
  • Actually, being something more of an avatar or someone like Jesus who has fewer powers but isn't overwhelmed with the power of a god would be better. You see problems in front of you and you can solve them. Its like the whole "If you can do anything, it's really hard to think up what to do.".
    Infinite boredom, basically. This is pretty much bound to come around at some point of an eternal life no matter what you can do.
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    You would need the brain of a god to comprehend the entire universe in order to decide what direction to go in. Problem is that you would become so radically different as a result.*Unending philosophical tangent forming..*
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    Actually, being something more of an avatar or someone like Jesus who has fewer powers but isn't overwhelmed with the power of a god would be better. You see problems in front of you and you can solve them. Its like the whole "If you can do anything, it's really hard to think up what to do.".
    Infinite boredom, basically. This is pretty much bound to come around at some point of an eternal life no matter what you can do.
    Again, if you are all powerful, you could do literally anything. Boredom would not really be possible except as an active choice as you would have limitless facilities and abilities.
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  • You would need the brain of a god to comprehend the entire universe in order to decide what direction to go in. Problem is that you would become so radically different as a result.*Deep philosophy warning..*
    And? Every moment you are different.
  • But what would you decide to do with them? I feel there is a relevant XKCD comic for this.
  • I would greet a doctor in the middle of the street, of course I would know he (or she) is a doctor and I would explain to them that in 10 seconds I would drop on the floor with [insert injury] and would have to be operated immediately. I would then wish the doctor good luck and proceed to drop on the floor with [insert injury]. These sudden mind fucks could happen to you, don't go into medicine.
  • I would greet a doctor in the middle of the street, of course I would know he (or she) is a doctor and I would explain to them that in 10 seconds I would drop on the floor with [insert injury] and would have to be operated immediately. I would then wish the doctor good luck and proceed to drop on the floor with [insert injury]. These sudden mind fucks could happen to you, don't go into medicine.
    Thus eradicating the medical profession or creating some really callous doctors.
  • Chocolate bacon [ice cream?] would taste as good in practice as in theory.
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  • I'd banish this from existence, as a kind and loving god
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  • I'd banish this from existence, as a kind and loving god
    Don't push it. I can make more.
  • I'd banish this from existence, as a kind and loving god
    We never did anything wrong to you, yet, so don't take away our Scrym photoshops and drawings.
  • As a child I wanted to do all kinds of things. Once I considered becoming an airline pilot. Once I thought about being a journalist. At age 14 I decided to become some kind of actor/musician and do things in theaters, so made sure to do a performing arts GCSE. Then I did a performing arts GNVQ, then got a degree in music production. After a few years in a "real" job I finally got to do my thing. Like others here, what I really wanted to do is very similar to what I do now.

    Being God, I'd split time into many different lines, then change one thing in each. Except a set that I'd leave as a control group. Then I'd see what would play out differently. Things I'd change in certain timelines:
    - Make human powered flight possible.
    - Gift true AI to the world.
    - Perform some miracles (answer prayers, strike down sinners, etc)
    - Alien signals from outer space.
    - Massive disease.
    - Remove all Christians.
    - Remove all dolphins.
    - Make time travel possible.
    - Crash the moon into the sun.

    Wait... I think I need to become an author who writes derivative science fiction novels.
  • strike down sinners
    As in zealous fundamentalists and such?
  • Just take away the Haruhi photoshop. The Connery one is more funny than disturbing.
  • I wanted to be a Green Lantern in elementary school.
  • This question has always depressed me whenever it's asked... I've never actually wanted to be anything. Lately I've thought that seriously pursuing a career in professional Muay Thai might be something I'd like to do, but I'm not quite sure about it.
  • - Remove all dolphins.
    Damn, I'm definitely against you being god :-p
  • - Make unassisted human flight possible.
    Fixed that for you.
  • - Remove all dolphins.
    So long and thanks for all the fish...
  • - Remove all dolphins.
    So long and thanks for all the fish...
    No, this was my joke. When someone makes clever reference, don't then make clumsy reference to the exact same thing. Especially hours late.
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