I started listening early 2008. I remember mainly because the episode titled "What do we do?" really helped give me the balls to become a self-proclaimed atheist, which was a pretty big event in my life.
Before I discovered GeekNights™, I used to use unsightly, aluminum-infected antiperspirants. I would sweat all the time and get nasty orange stains all over my shirts. But now that I use GeekNights™, I sweat a lot less, smell better, and all my shirts are bright and clean! Thanks GeekNights™! *ting!*
GeekNights put hair on my chest and turned me into a lean, mean crotch machine. Ladies can't stay away from me since I started listening to GeekNights; sometimes, I am forced to turn down all the sex I am getting from all of Rym and Scott's awesome advice because I get worried about dying of exhaustion (but not really, badasses like me don't get exhausted). Then, after listening to some "Rawr Rawr Fight Da Powa," I drink two liters of spiced rum, punch a baby, and play two games of Diplomacy at once while having lurid sex with all the girls from the artsy dorm down the way who wear huge headphones and horn-rimmed glasses. They ask me to call them as I leave aboard my pirate ship to sail for my private island (gained through advice from the "How Not To Suck" episodes), and I tell them I'll call. I never call.
Thanks GeekNights, for making me the envy of every non-pirate weenie on campus.
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Didn't listen to a lot of...Podcasts? Hmm...
Thanks GeekNights, for making me the envy of every non-pirate weenie on campus.