›
This forum is in permanent archive mode. Our new active community can be found here.

Say something mean about the poster above you

1…2526272830

Comments

  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited February 2012
    You think everything is a war crime but you are worse than any genocide. Your very existence is an affront to all things good in the world. Your presence on this earth is proof that there is an intelligent creator of all things because no natural process could ever yield such tainted fruit as yourself. The only useful function you could ever serve in this world would be as an example of the worst case scenario of failure to use protection during intercourse. The doctor who so naively welcomed you into this world should be shot for crimes against humanity (his ignorance of what that baby would grow into be damned). May you die a prolonged, miserable death where you are both empty and alone, and your body burned and shot into the sun, for burying you in the soil of this fine earth would only serve as an insult to the injury your being has already inflicted unto it.

    Good Day Sir.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    You think everything is a war crime but you are worse than any genocide. Your very existence is an affront to all things good in the world. Your presence on this earth is proof that there is an intelligent creator of all things because no natural process could ever yield such tainted fruit as yourself. The only useful function you could ever serve in this world would be as an example of the worst case scenario of failure to use protection during intercourse. The doctor who so naively welcomed you into this world should be shot for crimes against humanity (his ignorance of what that baby would grow into be damned). May you die a prolonged, miserable death where you are both empty and alone, and your body burned and shot into the sun, for burying you in the soil of this fine earth would only serve as an insult to the injury your being has already inflicted unto it.

    Good Day Sir.
    TL;DR: I use entire sentences to say that could be said in words. I also have an English major complex.
  • WalkerWalker
    TL;DR: I use entire sentences to say that could be said in words. I also have an English major complex.
    It takes a special kind of science major to criticize somebody for using sentences.
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    It takes a special kind of science major to criticize somebody for using sentences.
    Thank you for the compliment, I wish I could say the same of you.
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    Not all of us give a fuck about the Ottoman empire. Seriously, bro.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    You take your name from a character associated with wild naivety and a misguided worldview that leads him to his doom.

    How fitting.
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    Well, you take your name from a Murakami novel which, while enjoyable, is not my favorite.
  • NeitoNeito
    Yeah, well... You probably thought Kafka on the Shore sucked!

    (It's the only Murakami novel I've read even part of. :3)
  • colbybloggercolbyblogger
    JUST STOP
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    edited February 2012
    You suck for not having read Norwegian Wood. (I suck for not having read Kafka on the Shore...or Sputnik Sweetheart)

    EDIT: Ninja'd! Uhh...I don't know you very well, but I once knew this bully named Colby who I punched in the face in 6th grade, so there!
    Post edited by YoshoKatana on
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2012
    JUST STOP
    You obviously just can't take a joke.

    Given the thread title, you obviously have no right whatsoever to be offended by anything we say.
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • KapitänTimKapitänTim
    edited February 2012
    Your name makes me think of a horrible fanfic where Link and Luigi have graphic sex.
    Post edited by KapitänTim on
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    While yours reminds me of Tim the Enchanter trying out for pirate.
  • Not nineNot nine
    Jesus Christ people, what the fuck happened? You used to be able to make a hyperlink properly, now all over the forums you're flailing your dicks around seemingly oblivious to the fact that the Preview button still exists. Shame on you.
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Fuck you, that link works perfectly fine, it just has a second totally intentional anchor to fool shitty people like you. The fact that you did not notice it was perfectly valid HTML, and there was in fact nothing wrong with you reflects entirely upon you, and your inability to look past your humongous ego.
  • VigaViga
    edited February 2012
    Happy un Valentines day.
    You suck!
    Post edited by Viga on
  • Not nineNot nine
    edited February 2012
    Weren't you tasked, or tasking people, to draw more for the Scrym iz teh gai thread? If not, you suck.

    EDIT: BECAUSE OF MY HUMONGOUS EGO I HAVE ADOPTED A WISER, MORE DESCRIPTIVE USERNAME. FUCK YOU APRECHE, WHERE ARE MY SPACES? WHAT IS THIS? INVISIONFREE OR SOME SHIT?
    Post edited by Not nine on
  • ApsupApsup
    These stunts you pull are hilarious.

    For about half a second after that they are just painful and sad.
  • WalkerWalker
    edited June 2012
    Apsup is a disembodied cunt slithering through the sewers, dining on human shit and dead pet goldfish.
    Post edited by Walker on
  • VigaViga
    Only a loser would resurrect this dumbass thread.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Only a bigger loser would respond - at least he had some originality.
  • NeitoNeito
    It's been three years. Seriously. Cheese isn't that hard to find.
  • SchnevetsSchnevets
    edited June 2012
    This thread is lame as is everyone who posts in it (especially Neito). I'm the only exception.
    Post edited by Schnevets on
  • P_TOGP_TOG
    You are not an exception.
  • VigaViga
    Chi is so 2010. Get with it.
  • Josh BytesJosh Bytes
    Those pants really do make you look fat.
  • VigaViga
    Your haircut makes you look like a doofus!
  • P_TOGP_TOG
    Chi is eternal, you suck.
  • WalkerWalker
    Your stuffed puppy is a douchebag and so is you.
  • SailSail
    Your stuffed puppy is a douchebag and so is you.
    Your grammar is shitty and so are you.
Sign In or Register to comment.