Say something mean about the poster above you

GreatTeacherMacRoss

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Viga

You married a half hamster half human? Fucking furry!

Admiral Hotcakes

@ GreatTeacherMacRoss: You're unoriginal.

@ Viga: Nobody likes lolita dresses.

Victor Frost

Who the FUCK are you?! You've only started ONE discussion. You think you can make it on this forum? Pfft. You're not even qualified to breathe, much less participate in any meaningful level of discourse.

YoshoKatana

Your sister doesn't know she's a geek.

ElJoe0

You're sister knows about me, in more than one way...........

YoshoKatana

You're so delusional that you've created a fake sister of mine to LUST OVER!

George Patches

Your hat is stupid.

lackofcheese

You're stupid enough to have had a point of view that was mostly in line with the U.S. Republicans.

Nillia

You're too stupid to realize that he's been pegged for that 6785 times in this thread already-- and it's getting old.

ProfPangloss

You're too stupid to... have an avatar.

Bitch.

Rochelle

Powdered wigs are overrated. Ben Franklin knew the deal and didn't mess with all that froo-froo shit.

GreatTeacherMacRoss

Your panda is obese.

Rochelle

You will fail at your mission to end the Poopocolypse. The shit's gonna fly!

Walker

May a cat eat you and the devil eat the cat.

Nukerjsr

That doesn't make any fucking sense. What's wrong with your head?

Loganator456

What the fuck is wrong with your name?

Walker

I hope your bowls are torn from you and devoured by a horde of demonic motherfucking zombie babies.

Σπεκωσποκ

Can't even form a coherent demonic zombie-horde baby analogy.

Walker

Doesn't seem to understand what an analogy is.

Ilmarinen

Must have sucked quite a bit to need a whole new version of himself... WITH UMLAUTS!!

Viga

You NEED a new version of yourself.

Eryn

I will VS you, Miss Viga, if YOU can tell ME why a woman who possesses one of the most intelligent and creative minds of this forum can't get her present perfect and simple past tenses straight. "I SAW," Miss Viga! "I SAW that show."

lackofcheese

You're so nice you can't even insult someone without complimenting them in the process...

Σπεκωσποκ

You're so terrible at insults while insulting someone for complimenting someone else, you compliment them.

lackofcheese

You're such an idiot you can't even recognize that my statement was intentionally ironic.

La Petit Mort

You have no cheese, thus, you suck.

Rochelle

You have no cheese, thus, you suck.

This was already established. Way to be repetitive.

Also, you have no skills at the ukulele.

TheWhaleShark

You're not sophisticated enough to appreciate Hawaiian black metal.

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You don't know what football is, tried to reinvent it but ended up with rugby. Learn to fucking do sports.