I believe we discussed this next one at an Otacon while walking with a group to a restaurant: A Gatling gun that fired small cascade-type grenades which in turn fired whirling darth-maul style light-sabers. Horrifying because of how nerdy and pointless it was.
A giant robot that embarrasses you to death by appearing as the most inappropriate thing any individual can imagine, then raping your mind with psychic tentacles until you are dead on the inside.
A giant robot that embarrasses you to death by appearing as the most inappropriate thing any individual can imagine, then raping your mind with psychic tentacles until you are dead on the inside.
A cargo plane dropping a load of live pigs covered in gay imagery painted with menstrual blood. Also, the pigs are drunk and have an image of the Prophet Muhammad tattooed on their genitals.
Blankets contaminated with small pox is one of my Top Ten Classic Bioweapons. I think we could modernize that by passing out free condoms lubricated with heat activated Super AIDS.
A Shark-zooka and a Piranha SMG would be equally hilarious and devastating.
A bullet that travels though time to hit your father in the scrotum or mother in the uterus.
yeah, the Jewish Mother Guilt Cannon! can indeed be a powerful weapon. So powerful in fact that I have actually been affected by it even though it wasn't my mother... and that's after I fell down a 30' cliff and tore off half of my face. It was an overpowering attempt to guilt me into silence, but when my mom saw my face she used the most powerful and frightening weapon I have ever encountered.
I want to know about the Heron Spear, I read through all of those books, then the judging eye, loved every bit of them but didn't get anything very distinct about the spear other than it is probably a sci fi type thing and that it was used to kill the no-god. Did I just miss something or what? I always kind of imagine it shooting out a laser or something, or maybe being like the spear of longinus from Eva. If anyone could clarify that would be much appreciated, if there is not more info, then I'll have to buy more books as they come out.... which I would be doing anyways.
Go Canadian authors! The truly most horrifying weapon known to man.
Hah, so Scrym WAS just confusing me with their cryptic talks of this relic! I feel significantly less dense right now! I'm sure if I channeled my creativity into it I could come up with a totally amazing yet ridiculous description of the spear as well as a design of how it would work. Perhaps it is in fact a giant unicorn horn that was harvested by virgins and crafted into the ultimate weapon to be wielded by Paul Chapman.
And apparently Canadian's are incredibly powerful. We have R. Scott Bakker, the guy who does Scott Pilgrim, the guy who make aquarium (who lives in the same city as me actually), and also GSP. Not to mention that Lumber Gundam has the most raw power of any of the other Gundams. Our harsh climate has made us into a very tough and slightly insane force. Also I am Canadian and the pinnacle of terrifying weaponry, you should see my abs, they are so powerful they could shatter the earth.
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A Gatling gun that fired small cascade-type grenades which in turn fired whirling darth-maul style light-sabers.
Horrifying because of how nerdy and pointless it was.
Blankets contaminated with small pox is one of my Top Ten Classic Bioweapons. I think we could modernize that by passing out free condoms lubricated with heat activated Super AIDS.
A Shark-zooka and a Piranha SMG would be equally hilarious and devastating.
A bullet that travels though time to hit your father in the scrotum or mother in the uterus.
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Also, another terrifying weapon:
Jewish Mother Guilt Cannon!
German Mother Rage Blast!!
Fuck you, Alex.
Go Canadian authors! The truly most horrifying weapon known to man.
And apparently Canadian's are incredibly powerful. We have R. Scott Bakker, the guy who does Scott Pilgrim, the guy who make aquarium (who lives in the same city as me actually), and also GSP. Not to mention that Lumber Gundam has the most raw power of any of the other Gundams. Our harsh climate has made us into a very tough and slightly insane force. Also I am Canadian and the pinnacle of terrifying weaponry, you should see my abs, they are so powerful they could shatter the earth.