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This Forum Sucks

HelljumperHelljumper
edited July 2010 in Everything Else
Screw this forum, I'm gonna go make my own forum; with blackjack and hookers.
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Screw that!
I'm just gonna get the hookers!
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  • SailSail
    k
  • ChurbaChurba
    Cool, See you later. Tell us how it goes, man, send us a postcard or something.
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
    Godspeed sir Jumper.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited July 2010
    So long, Space Jumper..
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • ChurbaChurba
    Wait, Hookers don't sell postcards. No need to send anything, maybe a letter or something. Unless you want to send a hooker, of course.
  • ......
    Hey, if you're going shopping, buy two breads and a pot of jelly. Appreciate it.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Hey, if you're going shopping, buy two breads and a pot of jelly. Appreciate it.
    Oh, and milk, we're running out. Preferably whole milk, but whatever you can get is cool. Cheers mate, you're a legend.
  • ......
    Hey now, let him deliver the goods first before declaring him holy. I want to be able to eat tomorrow without having to walk arse-naked to the baker in the morning.
  • MattMatt
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
  • ChurbaChurba
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
    How the hell would you even manage that? A blackjack is a small weight, wrapped in something soft, for knocking people out.
  • KieyKiey
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
    Or you'll get the CLAMPS!
  • Admiral HotcakesAdmiral Hotcakes
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
    Or you'll get the CLAMPS!
    Or a clamp-like device.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
    How the hell would you even manage that? A blackjack is a small weight, wrapped in something soft, for knocking people out.
    Maybe he meant a spade?
  • GeoGeo
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
    Or you'll get the CLAMPS!
    What is that reference from?
  • KieyKiey
    Just don't stab the hooker with the blackjack
    Or you'll get the CLAMPS!
    What is that reference from?
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  • PeguPegu
    edited July 2010
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    HATERS GONNA HAT
    Post edited by Pegu on
  • DromaroDromaro
    I'm glad to see he meant it and wasn't trying to just troll us.
  • sucrilhossucrilhos
    Screw you guys, I'm going home. To smoke pot, and drink wine and hire some hooker. And play PES 2010.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Screw you guys, I'm going home. To smoke pot, and drink wine and hire some hooker. And play PES 2010.
    In that order? Ah well, tell us when you're done with the hooker. Remember, Check for a penis before you hire them. If that's what you're seeking, or what you're not seeking, well, that's not my issue, but I have a policy to always know what you're buying.
  • HelljumperHelljumper
    Wow, for once you guys were actually funny.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Cool story, bro.
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    Hey, he's back! Someone get the clamps!
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    I take the internet too seriously. Also, my penis is too small. T_T
    Cool story, bro.
  • progSHELLprogSHELL
    Now that Helljumper has returned, what the hell are was the point of this thread?

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    Oh, did you get the bread, jelly, and milk? We're starving here.
  • KieyKiey
    Hey, he's back! Someone get the clamps!
    Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity?
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Wow, for once you guys were actually funny.
    SHIT, WE'RE RUMBLED. QUICK, EVERYONE BE BORING.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    SHIT, WE'RE RUMBLED. QUICK, EVERYONE BE BORING.
    So my car feels a little down on power lately. I'm thinking I may have a leak in the primary boost control circuit.
  • NeitoNeito
    Cool story, bro.
    Sugoi monogatari, aniki!
  • ChurbaChurba
    So my car feels a little down on power lately. I'm thinking I may have a leak in the primary boost control circuit.
    This is likely, but it would also be worth it to check that you didn't have a leak on the turbo feed from the exhaust, to make sure you're getting enough pressure through to make it spin right. Wait..spin right. Spinrite. Call Steve Gibson, he'll fix it for you.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    This is likely, but it would also be worth it to check that you didn't have a leak on the turbo feed from the exhaust, to make sure you're getting enough pressure through to make it spin right.
    You're thinking I may have turbo housing gasket failure?
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