This thread is for when you have something to say that doesn't fit in any other topic but is not worthy of it's own.
For example, I remember listening to an episode of geeknights and Rym mentioned using a song that says "get out the way bitch, get out the way!" for a bike horn or something. Today, at a friend's party I discovered the name of this song. It's Move Bitch by Ludacris.
A koala is sitting up a gum tree, smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the bush, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
It's reflex. I have to do it. No matter what.