1. McGuyver. This guy can make a zombie brain destroying machine with a thumtack, rubberband and a crazy straw.
2. Frank Castle. Frank has guns. Lots and lots of guns. I repeat lots and lots of guns.
3. Dr. McNinja. He is a doctor with a wide range of medical knowledge, also a ninja.
4. Bear Grylis. He was British Special Forces, now I know this passes for basicly a National Gaurd Part Time Reserve in America, but at least he has military training. And he can survive almost anywhere so he can find my team food and build us some shelter.
5. John McClain. He has proven himself time and time again he can survive the craziest threats. He is capaible of super insane stunts and is good with firearms.
So I think my team will kick some ass. Pretty much everyone will get along, the only wild card is Frank, but everyone on my team is a good guy and wouldn't anger him. Also they all have skills to offer him so it will all work out.
Myself and five Paul Bunyans. Give them pickaxes and mine a sinkhole trench to the mantle all the way around New York City, Chicago, Seattle, and LA (better hope your nearest megalopolis was good enough, bitches). Then, arm them with huge bazookas firing nuclear cruise missiles, giant fucking axes, and shoulder mounted Phalanx cannons. Zombies never saw it coming.
Their bazookas fire nuclear missiles, axes and sholder mounted phalanx cannons? Why would you shoot sholder mounted phalanx cannons? You are just arming the zombies.....
The only stipulation is that your team must be human only
Depending on your definition of human.
I took the definition as one must have the intellect of one, but not necessarily the form of one. So, if I was turned into a cockroach all of the sudden, I would classify myself as human if I still had the mindset and thought-processes of a human. If a cockroach was turned into a human, the human would still have the mindset of a cockroach and would still be a cockroach.
I took the definition as one must have the intellect of one, but not necessarily the form of one. So, if I was turned into a cockroach all of the sudden, I would classify myself as human if I still had the mindset and thought-processes of a human. If a cockroach was turned into a human, the human would still have the mindset of a cockroach and would still be a cockroach.
Yeah, considering the long list had many things at Human intelligence or above.
Kenshiro, Toki, Raoh (dat sonic-wave head-destroying punch), Golgo 13 and his arsenal (I'm pretty sure Golgo 13 has access to any weapon on earth), and Guts the Black Swordsman.
They're already dead. Again. Toki might even be able to cure the zombies.
Ok. So for this thread I would like you to design a team of 6 (5 including yourself) survivors to navigate the Zompocalypse. Now you can pick anyone you want alive or dead, real or fictional. The only stipulation is that your team must be human only (no mutants, meta-humans, psychic powers, espers,technopathy, empaths, aliens, magic users, robots, cyborgs, gods, demigods, power armor {power armor kind of makes you a cyborg} any kind of supernatural power, mystical weapons, shapeshifters, vampires, demons, half-demons, chi or ki or spirit force, djinn, do I really need to keep listing things here guys. come on you know what i am going for here.)!!! So create your team and please give reasons why you would pick each person.
Kenshiro: Duh, dude. He's dispatched 300 enemies in two minutes, all with the preferred zombie-killing method: Decapitation. Can compress surrounding air into a wave that can annihilate anything it touches. Can punch down buildings.
Toki: Healer at close and long-range (using pressure-wave acupuncture). Powers like Kenshiro's, but greater.
Raoh: King Of Fist, rides a giant fucking horse. Can decapitate waves of people with a vicious long-range form of Hokuto Shinken.
Golgo 13: Master of any weapon and any vehicle. Always gets his un-man. Brilliant at strategy, could theoretically plan the assassination of every zombie on Earth with the proper strategic resources.
Guts: Has decapitated THOUSANDS of demons with powers much greater than the shambling dead, and in mere minutes. Has successfully fought godlike entities without succumbing, could probably stem a zombie apocalypse by himself.
Francis, Bill, Louis, Zoey: Not only are they fun people to be around, they have proven themselves to be extremely effective during a zombie outbreak, as seen in L4D.
Kenshiro: See the above post. He'll probably cry manly tears when Bill inevitably sacrifices himself.
I would take Gordon Freeman; that gravity gun is sure to come in handy. Perhaps Master Chief from Halo; Halo is a pretty cool guy, he shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything. The DOOM marine; that dude has fought DEMONS, baby! The Vault Dweller from Fallout; I bet he has some great tips on surviving the wasteland. Chell from Portal; Not only does she have an awesome portal gun, she's also a lady
You may have noticed, but everyone in my team knows when to keep their mouths shut ^_^.
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Edit: Axe cop and Dinosaur Soldier too!
1. McGuyver. This guy can make a zombie brain destroying machine with a thumtack, rubberband and a crazy straw.
2. Frank Castle. Frank has guns. Lots and lots of guns. I repeat lots and lots of guns.
3. Dr. McNinja. He is a doctor with a wide range of medical knowledge, also a ninja.
4. Bear Grylis. He was British Special Forces, now I know this passes for basicly a National Gaurd Part Time Reserve in America, but at least he has military training. And he can survive almost anywhere so he can find my team food and build us some shelter.
5. John McClain. He has proven himself time and time again he can survive the craziest threats. He is capaible of super insane stunts and is good with firearms.
So I think my team will kick some ass. Pretty much everyone will get along, the only wild card is Frank, but everyone on my team is a good guy and wouldn't anger him. Also they all have skills to offer him so it will all work out.
1. Twilight Sparkle- Her horn will be the perfect spear, assuming we take away her magical powers
2. Apple Jack- Her kick will kill hordes of zombies, along with being able to bash down doors or anything like that
3. Rainbow Dash- Ninja battering ram fighter along with being a scout
4. Fluttershy- Recruiter of wild animals to fight on our side
5. Pinkie Pie- Distraction as the others massacre the zombies
6. Me riding on top of Rarity, wearing a long purple robe proclaiming the New American Empire has come (Rarity being muzzled, of course)
I took the definition as one must have the intellect of one, but not necessarily the form of one. So, if I was turned into a cockroach all of the sudden, I would classify myself as human if I still had the mindset and thought-processes of a human. If a cockroach was turned into a human, the human would still have the mindset of a cockroach and would still be a cockroach.
They're already dead. Again. Toki might even be able to cure the zombies.
Toki: Healer at close and long-range (using pressure-wave acupuncture). Powers like Kenshiro's, but greater.
Raoh: King Of Fist, rides a giant fucking horse. Can decapitate waves of people with a vicious long-range form of Hokuto Shinken.
Golgo 13: Master of any weapon and any vehicle. Always gets his un-man. Brilliant at strategy, could theoretically plan the assassination of every zombie on Earth with the proper strategic resources.
Guts: Has decapitated THOUSANDS of demons with powers much greater than the shambling dead, and in mere minutes. Has successfully fought godlike entities without succumbing, could probably stem a zombie apocalypse by himself.
Kenshiro: See the above post. He'll probably cry manly tears when Bill inevitably sacrifices himself.
Perhaps Master Chief from Halo; Halo is a pretty cool guy, he shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
The DOOM marine; that dude has fought DEMONS, baby!
The Vault Dweller from Fallout; I bet he has some great tips on surviving the wasteland.
Chell from Portal; Not only does she have an awesome portal gun, she's also a lady
You may have noticed, but everyone in my team knows when to keep their mouths shut ^_^.
Bear Grylls, WIlliam Tecumseh Sherman, Chesty Puller, Audie Murphy, Nicola Tesla
Team Beta
Alan Hale, Pauly Shore, Scott Rubin, Meatloaf, Gary Busey
Team Gamma
Maxine Andrews, Bettie Page, Rita Hayworth, Mamie Van Doren, Twiggy
Team Delta
Eliot Ness, Charles Starkweather, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Joan Crawford, Lizzie Borden
Team Epsilon
Elke Sommer, Frank Nitti, Joan Baez, Warren G. Harding, Teddy Roosevelt
Presidential Team
Chester A. Arthur, Rutherford B. Hayes, Andrew Jackson, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Baines Johnson