Also, guys, that story reeks of the false or immodest failure. (Other people call it other things).
Basically, it's a bragging technique of describing an otherwise envy-worthy adventure, anecdote, or ability in a way that frames it as a fault or failure. It's when the rich guy complains that he wrecked his roadster racing in the mountains because he's not that skilled of a professional racer. It's when the macho guy complains about how his erections last forever, or that his gym doesn't have enough weights for him to really work out.
Be wary of any anecdote like that. They're used to give the person an excuse to brag unsolicited about their thing, while covering for the fact that they even brought it up in a "negative" anecdote. The "negative" aspect is used as a cover in cases where the thing itself is a lie. "Why would I lie about this? It SUCKS to have a nine inch dick!"
Also, guys, that story reeks of the false or immodest failure. (Other people call it other things).
Basically, it's a bragging technique of describing an otherwise envy-worthy adventure, anecdote, or ability in a way that frames it as a fault or failure. It's when the rich guy complains that he wrecked his roadster racing in the mountains because he's not that skilled of a professional racer. It's when the macho guy complains about how his erections last forever, or that his gym doesn't have enough weights for him to really work out.
Be wary of any anecdote like that. They're used to give the person an excuse to brag unsolicited about their thing, while covering for the fact that they even brought it up in a "negative" anecdote. The "negative" aspect is used as a cover in cases where the thing itself is a lie. "Why would I lie about this? It SUCKS to have a nine inch dick!"
Nothing in that story happened.
Gee, what was your first hint?
Spoilers: It should've been the fact that it was a 4chan post.
Spoilers: It should've been the fact that it was a 4chan post.
Nah, that doesn't mean anything. People post horrifying truths when given anonymity and opportunity all the time. I could easily see a similar story being completely true.
It's just this particular telling has all the "tells" of a particular kind of made-up story.
Well, a few 4chan stories are true (I'm fairly certain that Lord Bearrington was an actual character), but you the vast majority of green text stories about sex are fake. Source: Only virgins browse /b/.
Spoilers: It should've been the fact that it was a 4chan post.
Nah, that doesn't mean anything. People post horrifying truths when given anonymity and opportunity all the time. I could easily see a similar story being completely true.
It's just this particular telling has all the "tells" of a particular kind of made-up story.
There's pretty much only two places that truth gets posted to 4chan: Moot's blog, and /tg/. I readily assume anything posted anywhere else is a lie.
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2. Calculator/No Calculator test; students got the option, and this kid whipped out a 4 foot slide rule.
Part of me laughs, part of me is fairly certain it's looking into my future.
Also don't grow up to be a colossal turd like that (possibly fictitious?) guy.
EDIT: But masturbation certainly does factor in. Control plus familiar sensation.
Basically, it's a bragging technique of describing an otherwise envy-worthy adventure, anecdote, or ability in a way that frames it as a fault or failure. It's when the rich guy complains that he wrecked his roadster racing in the mountains because he's not that skilled of a professional racer. It's when the macho guy complains about how his erections last forever, or that his gym doesn't have enough weights for him to really work out.
Be wary of any anecdote like that. They're used to give the person an excuse to brag unsolicited about their thing, while covering for the fact that they even brought it up in a "negative" anecdote. The "negative" aspect is used as a cover in cases where the thing itself is a lie. "Why would I lie about this? It SUCKS to have a nine inch dick!"
Nothing in that story happened.
damn those Sequester cutbacks... </joking
The point wasn't that it was true, but that the concept was funny.
Ohmigod... the irony. I don't even know where to begin.
Spoilers: It should've been the fact that it was a 4chan post.
It's just this particular telling has all the "tells" of a particular kind of made-up story.