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Tonight on the GeekNights Lounge, we discuss camping. Several people we know have never been properly camping. Fires, hobo meals, pooping in the woods: it's all here! We also ridicule the remaining self-described anarchists who pull crap like this every May Day.
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"Rym: You are correct. Do those shows. All of them.
Scott: Rym is correct. Do those shows and/or eat a bag of dicks."
Also, I think it's also a weird contradiction in that you want us to talk about the hot new video games. The fact that we don't talk about or play those games often is because we don't usually play or like those sorts of games. When we do play them, we buy them years later when they become very inexpensive. If you trusted our opinion, you would be doing the same thing. Clearly you disagree and are into the hot new video games. If we did play and discuss them, you would probably disagree furiously as we talked about how XYZ game was yet another shitty overpriced 3rd person action game with fancy graphics, big marketing, an no substance.
Ideally I would suggest you guys just go full board game in discussion instead of trying to dabble in a category that you guys don't seem to have much expanded interest in. It seems stupid to me to selectively review only video games that you like. Especially when juxtaposed with your board game reviews where you play some good, some bad. Plus it doesn't matter if I or anyone else disagree, if you've ever been to any review website people always will disagree. Even on the forum there is always someone that disagrees any time a point is brought up. Also I'm arguing that you guys are "behind the curve" as in things like Papers, Please has been known about for a while and you guys are just finally getting around to talking about it, which seems to be a game you guys endorse.
Again, these are just critiques. Take them as you will.
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Also, due to playing so many games, jadedness is strong. So many video games are the same fucking thing over and over again, and I'm not even talking about sequels. Take for example something really popular like Mass Effect. It's a really big and fancy choose your own adventure story with a shitty 3rd person action game duct taped on. YAWN. I don't even need to play it to decide I'm not going to spend that many hours of my life on it.
In addition to jadedness, there is also a huge problem of tolerance. In my younger days when I had more free time and less video games existed, I could play and beat a game like Final Fantasy VI. Nowadays by the time I get to the snail boss I give up because the random encounters are such bullshit. I just don't have time for that nonsense. I can't even tolerate playing Chrono Trigger (the best ever) without some sort of combat-skip cheat.
This happens all the time. I got Dragon Age for very cheap on Steam some months back. I got my dwarf out of the dwarfy starting plot. Then I went on an adventure in the woods. I left the starting castle battle area and go to the next town. At that point shit reached a point where there was some serious inventory management. Fuck it, I gave up and uninstalled the game. I have no patience for that kind of bullshit anymore in my life.
I tried to play Shadow of the Colossus for the first time because Pkerr left his PS3 at Rym's apartment. It's one of the only PS games I had been wanting to play. At first it was kinda nice. Then I had to climb some walls and the shit controls started to piss me off. When I actually had to fight the first colossus, I gave up and have no desire to play that game ever again. I have no idea how so many people rate that game so highly when the controls are nearly unplayably bad.
When I do play a game it tends to go one of two ways. If it's single player I will burn through it as quickly as possible. I don't have time or patience for 100% completion nonsense anymore. I get to the ending as quickly as possible and never play the game again ever. (Bastion).
If the game is a serious competitive game, I will decide to invest in it or not. If I do invest in it, I play it A LOT. NS2, Netrunner, Counter-Strike. A handful of games take up almost all of my game playing time. I attack only a few. Is your new FPS better than NS2? No? Then I'm not even going to bother looking at it.
So yes, I am still way into video games. I just can't do that many shows on them because my game playing habits result in me not having enough to discuss about any given game to actually make a podcast episode about it.
More importantly, we're review and commentary. We aren't and have never been a news show. We bring up things we haven't talked about yet in GeekNights, but we are not the ones who should be breaking news to you if you're deep into something.
For example: Papers Please.
Yes, hip gamers knew about it. But, the majority of our listeners did not.
Project Leviathan: I'm playing to do a short review, but we won't further talk about it after that due to its bullshit microtransactions that are a dealbreaker.
We can do a show on games we're not playing. I can speak volumes about why I don't bother with a lot of games. ;^)
That and stop talking about how amazing New York is. We get it, its a nice place to live and suits your life style but do you really need to talk about it all the time :^.
The anime stuff is pretty good though.
1. No grind
2. No game affecting microtransactions
3. Some skill component
Also, add Dance Dance Revolution on to the list next to CS and NS.
And my rules are the same as Rym's with one addition:
4. No cookie-cutter genre games. I don't have to play "walk around and hit things."
Of New York, a bit in terms of I have never been there. Then again I live in the Costworlds so you would have to try pretty hard to beat that one :P
That was a short list Im sure its longer.
Edit; Then watch more anime you guys are actually really interesting to listen to when you talk about anime. The video game stuff smacks of psudointerlectualism (fuck that spelling) that just comes across as arrogant and dull, which is a shame because im sure there is interesting stuff its just a slog at times.
Double edit; It doesn't come across that way. Mensa seem to have a looser set of rules and standards. Also what you call skill is very specific to you, your list also misses out story something that can make a game a lot better regardless of mechanics.
Really, the New York thing is just something that can't be avoided. When you live in one of the biggest cities in the world, there are a lot of things that happen there. In a remote place, however awesome and beautiful, nothing much happens. In NY there are just so many things happening all the time that have a profound effect on the lives of not just the residents, but the world. If you have a talk show and you live in such a city, it's very hard to ignore that huge source of discussion material.
What anime should I watch next?
Imagine, for example, we had the developer of Leviathan: Warships or a correspondent who was giving it a positive review. The discussion with the developer would be "Why did you ruin a great game and an even better trailer with pay2win microtransaction bullshit?" The discussion with a correspondent who liked it would be "How dumb are you that you fell for and/or enjoy this pay2win microtransaction bullshit?"
As long as it's our show, you're getting what we honestly think.
I get that but its all the time. Also stuff happens in the sticks you just have to look for it :P
Man that is a tough question. Are you keeping up with Jojos? Maybe check out Claymore if you haven't already its pretty good.
If you want to have a story with a game in the same package, do it right. Games that do it right:
Dwarf Fortress
Papers, Please
Half-Life 2
Portal
The best games are usually the ones where the story is extremely thin, Nintendo-style. Think about Mario, Zelda, Metroid. Lots of games have really heavy stories where those heavy stories are very very good, usually RPGs like Chrono Trigger or Earthbound. However, in order to see those stories you have to spend tens of hours of your life playing a horrendously bad game. No matter how good the story is, fuck that shit.
I should start a community that hacks these games to remove the game. We should start with an FFVI hack where there is no combat or inventory. You just walk around and talk to everyone. I guess you would still have to dance at the ball, though.