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Your favorite lines from NPCs

lalanllalanl
edited June 2013 in Video Games
I am messing around with NPC speech and Markov chains, so I want to know your favorite things NPCs have said.

Here's the thing I'll be feeding these to: Talk to NPC
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  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    edited June 2013
    Everything Deckard Cain has ever said. I want a Deckard Cain flash mob.

    http://diablo2.diablowiki.net/Deckard_Cain
    http://diablo2.diablowiki.net/Cain_the_Elder

    And space marines:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000:_Dawn_of_War
    Post edited by Anthony Heman on
  • lalanllalanl
    We are the last of the Horadrim. Stay a while and listen as we identify the items you are carrying without you asking us to.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited June 2013
    "Some people call these demons. I call them Bitches."
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  • GregGreg
    No-Bark Noonan

    Best part: The majority of what he says is true.
  • StarfoxStarfox
    I'll just leave this here.
  • nothingnothing
    Im probably as far from a rts fan one could be, but i never forget the first time I heard "Join the army!’, they said. ‘See the world!’, they said. I’d rather be sailing"
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over. To make any kind of sense of it, I need to go back three years. Back to the night the pain started.
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    Oh, and how could I forget this Max Payne quote?

    "I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time."
  • open_sketchbookopen_sketchbook
    Dawrn of War has a lot of really great lines (and a ton of character in general for every unit.) I also really like the contextual lines of soldiers in Company of Heroes.

    (German Soldier, stuck inside a building while Allied paratroopers land. Note this happened dynamically, in Skirmish.)
    "Itz raining ze entire fucking Allied army!"
  • MattMatt
    Creamsteak beat me to it.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Oh, and how could I forget this Max Payne quote?
    You could pretty much just quote 90% of the dialog in the Max Payne series.
  • Dragonmaster LouDragonmaster Lou
    "That jerk Ghaleon crushed the sun tea I had sitting out!"
    "Ruthless bastard!"
  • RuffasRuffas
    Any of the laborers from the Warcraft games.
  • ErynEryn
    "I like to wear shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited June 2013
    "I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • VigaViga
    Once Jed crashed the Otakon LARP and said to many:

    "There are many otaku in the convention center."

    He drove one LARPer to madness.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Oh also:

    ...Shepard.
  • AxelAxel
    Wrex.
  • johndisjohndis
    Once Jed crashed the Otakon LARP and said to many:

    "There are many otaku in the convention center."

    He drove one LARPer to madness.
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  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    "Oh fuck, how'd that get here? Yeah, we've got a big fucking tank in our AO."
  • ChurbaChurba
    "Oh fuck, how'd that get here? Yeah, we've got a big fucking tank in our AO."
    "Uh, There's a tank here. I dunno what the fuck you want me to do about it."
  • VigaViga
    "Welcome to Corneria."
  • AprecheApreche
    "Welcome to Corneria."
    I like swords.
  • NeitoNeito
    "Welcome to Corneria."
    I like swords.
    "Welcome to Corneria."
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited June 2013
    Epic Mickey is really kinda dark.

    Gremlin Gus: [as they look for Oswald in Mickeyjunk Mountain] Quite the exhibition. All it needs is a gift shop.
    Mickey Mouse: It's kind of - unsettling. I get that he resents me, but...
    Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: [behind them] Gosh! Ya think? I'm Oswald. I run the Cartoon Wasteland - or I used to. Before that, I used to be popular - a star!
    [pointing at Mickey]
    Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Until YOU stole my popularity, Mouse.
    Mickey Mouse: My name is Mickey.
    Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Believe me, I know.
    [goes over a display case containing a voodoo doll of Ortensia]
    Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Your name and likeness are on all this junk. For years, I've looked at this mountain of your stuff, wondering why YOU got got all the success I deserved. For a long time I tried to make the best of it, tried to make a nice place for all the other forgotten characters - especially my sweetie, Ortensia, and our bunny children. We were doing okay - until the Thinner Disaster.


    Then again, it has it's funny moments...

    OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT: The Blot is absorbing the paint!
    GREMLIN GUS: The Rocket is held together with PAINT?
    OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT: It was kind of a budget issue.
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  • AndrewAndrew
    I AM SINISTAR

    BEWARE I LIVE
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." -- Mordin Solus
  • XefasXefas
    (Any Planescape: Torment fans?)

    Nordom: Morte, I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
    Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
    Nordom: Affirmative.
    Morte: Then the answer is 'yes'.
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Oh, also, relevant thread on /r/askreddit.
  • AxelAxel
    edited June 2013
    "Enchantment!" - Sandal
    "Hey! Listen!" - Navi

    You're welcome.

    But for serious...
    "May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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