Fitting that Baltimore, one of the last places on earth anyone wants to be, to be hating on two high quality teams.
What I find hilarious is that Maryland is the wealthiest state in the country. Sure, Baltimore is a shit-hole, but the rest of Maryland is pretty damn nice. Also, the Ravens have the same win/loss record as the Steelers and the Colts had a pretty shitty season (compared to previous years).
They stole that one from the Steelers, the Packers are from Green Bay and the Steelers are green with envy, Packers played really Gouda, they were sharp, they had their head cheese in the game, they played like they had something to provealone the Steelers got creamed, Packers made them bleu, Ben ROFLsbuger plays for the Steelers which makes him the hamburgler, on the other hand the interceptions were also kind of like hamburgling, 'Buger was playing like he had beef, that defense was a real meat grinder, two Packers with a pigskin is a ham & cheese sandwich, black and yellow more like black and blue amirite?
...I entertained myself by making really bad puns and spamming Facebook with them. Also, the Black Eyed Peas suck.
Not playing fantasy football this year for the first time in 10 years. Wonder if I will still keep up with NFL news as much without it being a giant game? In real football talk, my Dolphins are looking decidedly mediocre. Both RBs left but the got Reggie Bush in return. Awesome talent but sort of injury prone and it will be very interesting to see if he can hack it as the feature back, not just a change of pace speedster. He could fit in really well to the Fin's crazy wildcat trick-play infatuation.
Football is mostly exciting for the following reasons:
1) There's actually strategy like a board game in addition to athletic tests of skill. 2) There are so few games that each one is very important. 3) The game is constructed in such a way that there are going to be great feats of strength on display for great highlights. 4) The game is designed to be entertaining. You have a constant ebb and flow of suspense, excitement, turnabouts, etc. unless it's a blowout. It's perhaps the most dramatic sport every conceived. 5) No hockey yet. 6) I want to see the Eagles go down, and go down hard.
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Also, fuck you Eagles! Giants didn't make playoffs, but how many rings you got? OH SNAP!
Also, I respect the Steelers. A class act.
...I entertained myself by making really bad puns and spamming Facebook with them. Also, the Black Eyed Peas suck.
That is all.
1) There's actually strategy like a board game in addition to athletic tests of skill.
2) There are so few games that each one is very important.
3) The game is constructed in such a way that there are going to be great feats of strength on display for great highlights.
4) The game is designed to be entertaining. You have a constant ebb and flow of suspense, excitement, turnabouts, etc. unless it's a blowout. It's perhaps the most dramatic sport every conceived.
5) No hockey yet.
6) I want to see the Eagles go down, and go down hard.
Seriously, use the proper name - the only game that hasn't been called football at this point is wheelchair rugby.