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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    "I am his exact opposite and therefore nemesis."

    "There's gonna be a mistletoe dunkie."
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    I'm just like any other guy: I pay my taxes one leg at a time.
    Muffin button.
    But.... I never installed the muffin button!
    Then where did I get this muffin...?

    Stupid monkey, I want you to meet a friend of mine.

    Is he nice?

    ...Rock solid. Stupid monkey, meet General Mountain.

    Hi General Mountain... OH GOD!

  • NeitoNeito
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

  • NeitoNeito
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

    Ohh, Man Island! Is that like Whore Island for women?
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

    Ohh, Man Island! Is that like Whore Island for women?
    I... I'm sorry... I was just imagining Whore Island.

  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited May 2012
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

    Ohh, Man Island! Is that like Whore Island for women?
    I... I'm sorry... I was just imagining Whore Island.

    Ah, I love our talks. You are my Oprah.

    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • NeitoNeito
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

    Ohh, Man Island! Is that like Whore Island for women?
    I... I'm sorry... I was just imagining Whore Island.

    Ah, I love our talks. You are my Oprah.

    Is this how you get ants, Other Barry?

    It sure is, Barry.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

    Ohh, Man Island! Is that like Whore Island for women?
    I... I'm sorry... I was just imagining Whore Island.

    Ah, I love our talks. You are my Oprah.

    Is this how you get ants, Other Barry?

    It sure is, Barry.
    Ah, duh and/or hola?

  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    And the shoes, too! Because how hard is it to poach an egg!?
    I don't know if they grade sand, but coarse.

    Ohh, Man Island! Is that like Whore Island for women?
    I... I'm sorry... I was just imagining Whore Island.

    Ah, I love our talks. You are my Oprah.

    Is this how you get ants, Other Barry?

    It sure is, Barry.
    Ah, duh and/or hola?

    I just wanted to make sure that you said "Pirate Fortress".

  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    "No no, bu-but I used to like to beat him up! You know, I'd grab him and go "WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?!"
  • ConstantineConstantine
    She had done a lot of bad things even once tried suicide, was looking to do just one good deed before she died. She was gazing to the future riding on the Jack of Hearts.
  • ChurbaChurba
    She had done a lot of bad things even once tried suicide, was looking to do just one good deed before she died. She was gazing to the future riding on the Jack of Hearts.
    Bob Dylan, Lilly Rosmary and the Jack of Hearts. My old man's a Dylan fan, I've heard that song more times than I care to think about.
  • ConstantineConstantine
    She had done a lot of bad things even once tried suicide, was looking to do just one good deed before she died. She was gazing to the future riding on the Jack of Hearts.
    Bob Dylan, Lilly Rosmary and the Jack of Hearts. My old man's a Dylan fan, I've heard that song more times than I care to think about.
    And you're a journalist? Are you sure I'm not your father?

  • ConstantineConstantine
    Then he turned and headed straight for home, but he took the long way -- around the world.
  • GregGreg
    She had done a lot of bad things even once tried suicide, was looking to do just one good deed before she died. She was gazing to the future riding on the Jack of Hearts.
    Bob Dylan, Lilly Rosmary and the Jack of Hearts. My old man's a Dylan fan, I've heard that song more times than I care to think about.
    And you're a journalist? Are you sure I'm not your father?

    So what would that make me.
  • SchnevetsSchnevets
    This thread is brought to you by The House of Saws, conveniently located next door to the House of Planks, and by Lobster Cola, the crustacean cola that tickles your nose!
  • Dr. TimoDr. Timo
    "It's a trap!"
  • Not nineNot nine
    So what would that make me.
    Not much. Still just Greg TvH.
  • ConstantineConstantine
    So what would that make me.
    Not much. Still just Greg TvH.
    One thing you should know about Greg: One of his uncles is an ex-cop with a large gun collection and anger management issues. Just sayin.

  • ChurbaChurba
    edited May 2012
    So what would that make me.
    Not much. Still just Greg TvH.
    One thing you should know about Greg: One of his uncles is an ex-cop with a large gun collection and anger management issues. Just sayin.
    Doesn't bother me, I judge the guy by his own merits, not his uncle's. Greg is Greg, not his ma, his pa, his uncle, or his cat.

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  • Not nineNot nine
    So what would that make me.
    Not much. Still just Greg TvH.
    One thing you should know about Greg: One of his uncles is an ex-cop with a large gun collection and anger management issues. Just sayin.
    This has approximately less than nothing to nothing to do with him, does it now? As Churba said, he's not his uncle.
  • GregGreg
    edited May 2012
    You might be a redneck if...
    EDIT: not a reference to stump the forum, response to Nine.
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  • ConstantineConstantine
    Anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger.
  • jtvhjtvh
    "I worry that you'll work in an office,have children,celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life."
  • Not nineNot nine
    You might be a redneck if...
    EDIT: not a reference to stump the forum, response to Nine.
    That's not possible. Not even rednecks can do that. They are certainly too stupid in general to understand time, let alone time travel.
  • ConstantineConstantine
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruitflies like a banana.
  • TeslaTesla
    This is for all the fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender, you white-washing son of a bitch!
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruitflies like a banana.
    Not sure where it's originally from, but among other things it's the motto of Alfred University's main honor society.
  • WalkerWalker
    Lilla Ivor, vart är du Ivor?
    Ska du med på bio, Ivor?
    Ska vi ta en korv nu, Ivor?
    Du, Ivor. Hörru Ivor
    Har du köpt en keps, va,? Ivor?
    Hörududu Ivor, va?
    Hörödu lilla Ivor?
    IVOR!
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