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  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    Lilla Ivor, vart är du Ivor?
    Ska du med på bio, Ivor?
    Ska vi ta en korv nu, Ivor?
    Du, Ivor. Hörru Ivor
    Har du köpt en keps, va,? Ivor?
    Hörududu Ivor, va?
    Hörödu lilla Ivor?
    IVOR!
    Based on the nonsensical lyrics and the language, I can only assume this comes from a specific band that likes to talk about korv.

  • NeitoNeito
    Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    EAGLECLAWWWWWW!
  • TeslaTesla
    Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
    What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

  • NeitoNeito
    Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
    What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

    The trouble with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
  • SchnevetsSchnevets
    This thread brought to you by Chork! Not quite chicken, not quite pork, it's Chork, the taste nature forgot.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    "Yes, I'm paranoid--But am I paranoid enough?"
  • 2bfree2bfree
    "Yes, I'm paranoid--But am I paranoid enough?"
    Any political forum ever?
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    "You should really reconsider using Fisher Price as your internet service provider."
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    "Blockbuster no longer exists but it used to be a store which sold essentially very small amounts of Netflix in discrete ways. It was a weird store. I don't know why they thought it was sustainable."
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    "It started in mud, as many things do. In a normal world, it would have been time for breakfast, but apparently breakfast was not served in hell..."

    One of my favorite opening lines.
  • ChurbaChurba
    City of Golden Shadow, right? One of my favorite intros too.
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    Yep! I recently re-read all of Otherland. It holds up well.
  • GregGreg
    "The porch didn't look for talking."

    Read that in a book for English a few weeks ago (there's a hint for you). It's so dada, I needed to mention it somewhere, and this seemed like a relevant thread.
  • colbybloggercolbyblogger
    "Violence is the only thing that gets me hot anymore."
  • colbybloggercolbyblogger
    "Blockbuster no longer exists but it used to be a store which sold essentially very small amounts of Netflix in discrete ways. It was a weird store. I don't know why they thought it was sustainable."
    this sounds like John Hodgman or Paul F Tompkins
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    It's actually John Green.
  • open_sketchbookopen_sketchbook
    Hates witches, makes buckles. Everything I like.
  • GregGreg
    Through tattered clothes great vices do appear;
    Robes and furred gowns hide it all. Plate sin with gold
    and the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks.
    Arm it in rags, a pigmy's straw does pierce it.
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    "Ahhh, the dulcet tones of a moose being fed groin first into a wood chipper."
  • NeitoNeito
    "You know Joe's mistake? He wasn't born an Irishman!"
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Neito said:

    "You know Joe's mistake? He wasn't born an Irishman!"

    "Star Trek" The Naked Time (TV Episode 1966)
  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    "He was so boring...he spent 40 minutes explaining the rules of Settlers of Catan."

    "Oh god...that should only take 10 minutes."
  • GregGreg
    I went to a recordstore, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records... Nothing was alphabetized.
  • RymRym
    Greg said:

    I went to a recordstore, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records... Nothing was alphabetized.

    That's the joke? =P

  • ChurbaChurba
    Greg said:

    I went to a recordstore, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records... Nothing was alphabetized.

    Been catching up on Mitch, ey?
  • Alaric728Alaric728
    colbyblogger said:

    "Violence is the only thing that gets me hot anymore."

    Red Line!
  • ColdguyColdguy
    "Stories of torture, lewd, and debourcher that are incipid and vile....make me smile."
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Coldguy said:

    "Stories of torture, lewd, and debourcher that are incipid and vile....make me smile."

    Repo? I've never actually seen it, but I think I remember that quote.
  • Dazzle369Dazzle369
    TheWhaleShark said:

    Everyone in everyone else's wife.

    Fucking EVERYBODY... in everybody's room.

    Fucking back yard. Fucking FISH TANK.Deep in other people.

    Putting stuff in, taking stuff out.



    Still want to hear the original out of curiosity
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