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Favorite Simpson Quotes

edifolco25edifolco25
edited February 2008 in Everything Else
I can't think of a show that's more quotable then The Simpsons. So what are some of your favorite quotes?
I'll go first:

Homer: (after learning that 'god' was just a waffle stuck on the ceiling) "I know I should not eat thou... mmmm... sacralicious"
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Comments

  • JukeBoxJoshJukeBoxJosh
    Pssh, I think Futurama is much more quotable. Take for instance...
    Bender: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!
    Fry: Who was that guy?
    Bender: Your Mamma! Now shut up and drag me to work!
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    "Who would have guessed reading and writing could pay off?"
  • VigaViga
    "It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!"

    "Transmit! Chaka khan! Chaka khannnnnn!!!!!"
  • whateverwhatever
    Pretty much anything said in the "first day of Spring" episode. "Chief, can I hold my gun sideways?" "Whatever you want, birthday boy."
  • JasonJason
    "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"
  • zombie a gogozombie a gogo
    "Ahhhh...Cobras!"
  • RochelleRochelle
    "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"
  • VigaViga
    "Dental plan!"
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    Well, it's fun to pass back and forth simpsons quotes at the university, but they are all german and I won't bother with translating it back and I don't think they are too funny in english. The smart quote is also pretty popular. "Ich bin so klug, ich bin so klug, K-L-U-K"
  • williammathis2williammathis2
    (Apu speaking with Homer) "Please do not feed my God a peanut!"
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    "Who keeps the metric system down?
    WE DO! WE DO!"
  • VigaViga
    edited February 2008
    "Who keeps the metric system down?
    WE DO! WE DO!"
    "Who holds back the electric caaarr? Who made Steve Guttenburg....A star? WE DO! WE DO!"
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  • AlexAlex
    "This is indeed a disturbing universe."
  • edifolco25edifolco25
    "Dental plan!"
    Lisa needs braces...
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    "It could be anyones pig crap silo!"

    "Clap for Alaska!"
  • VigaViga
    "Can we go to Mt. Splashmore?""Can we go to Mt. Splashmore?""Can we go to Mt. Splashmore?""Can we go to Mt. Splashmore?""Can we go to Mt. Splashmore?""Can we go to Mt. Splashmore?"
  • SoloSolo
    Marge: I just got rid of the circle of death.
    (I might be paraphrasing.)
  • whateverwhatever
    All I wanted was a second honeymoon, and now the floor is made of lava.
  • VigaViga
    Marge: I just cleaned of the circle of death.
    (I might be paraphrasing.)
  • edifolco25edifolco25
    edited February 2008
    Ralph: "I bent my wookie."
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  • AprecheApreche
    "Zombie eat brain, but zombie can not swallow this injustice."
  • RailithRailith
    "Well, it was a good ride while is lasted. Come on kids let's go home"
    "We are home."
    "That was fast."
  • DJ_Katsuhiko_JinnaiDJ_Katsuhiko_Jinnai
    Ralph: "I'm a Pop sensation!"
  • bees kneesbees knees
    "Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all. nothing at all, NOTHING AT ALL!"
  • kiwi_birdkiwi_bird
    Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
    Frink: (With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off the charts mm-hai.
    Comic Book Guy: A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention. (Sarcasm detector explodes)
  • VigaViga
    edited February 2008
    Comic Book Guy: "Oooh I just wasted my life."
    "Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all. nothing at all, NOTHING AT ALL!"
    "Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    "Ooo, a Gary Larson calender! I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I... don't get it."
  • ......
    Just saw an episode of The Simpsons! After ages! Somehow this managed to make me laugh so hard.

    "Doh, I forgot the lyrics" (While singing with Lionel Richie "Say you, say me" with every word replaced with 'Beer')
  • VigaViga
    "I'll see you in Hell!....from heaven."
  • biggenxbiggenx
    You’ve done good Ralph! Now you know what you must do -- burn them! Burn them all!
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