Favorite Simpson Quotes

Li_Akahi

Bart: My turn. "Kwyjibo". K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here--
Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.
Bart: Uh, "Kwyjibo"... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge: And a short temper.
Homer: I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape...!!!
Bart: Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose!

edifolco25

Helicopter Pilot: "Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong."

Apreche

I don't know if this was posted yet, but whatever.

Stoner's Pot Palace. Talk about your false advertising!

Viga

"It's a uter us, not a uter you" - Homer

J.Sharp

Homer (singing): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! *hits tree*