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Favorite Simpson Quotes

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  • Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

    Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

    Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
    Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how!
    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo-hoo!

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
    Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
  • Flanders: STELLAAA!!! Can't ya hear me yella.
  • Homer: Must kill Moe weeeee!Must kill Moe weeeee!
  • edited February 2008
    Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal
    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
    Post edited by Linton on
  • Homer: No beer, no TV make Homer go... something... something...
    Marge: Crazy?
    Homer: Don't mind if I do!
  • While all these comments are indeed awesome, this is the best one and one that Rym often says.

    Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
    Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard.
    (A man runs out of the bar crying)
    Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
  • Smithers! Unleash the Robot Richard Simmons!
  • That's a paddlin'
  • edited February 2008
    While all these comments are indeed awesome, this is the best one and one that Rym often says.

    Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
    Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard.
    (A man runs out of the bar crying)
    Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
    Isn't it Joey Joe-Jo?

    You know, taking a letter out each time.
    Post edited by La Petit Mort on
  • "Hello. My name is Guy Incognito"
  • Smithers: "The people see you as something of an ogre sir."

    Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones."

    Smithers: "Maybe a film will get people to know the real you... ...virtuous, heroic, nubile..."

    Burns: "You left out PLEASANT!" *smacks Smithers with something"
  • Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!
  • "Max Power! He has a name you can touch! But you shouldn't touch!"
  • FBI agent: 'Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.'
    Homer: 'No problem.'
    [stepping hard on Homer's foot]
    FBI agent: 'Hello, Mr. Thompson.'
    [Homer stares blankly for a few seconds]
    Homer: [whispering to other FBI agent] 'I think he's talking to you.'
  • Frankenstein Lenin: Must. Crush. Capitalism.
  • While all these comments are indeed awesome, this is the best one and one that Rym often says.

    Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
    Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard.
    (A man runs out of the bar crying)
    Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
    Isn't it Joey Joe-Jo?

    You know, taking a letter out each time.
    -+

    w/e, does it really matter.
  • Homer: "I know you read my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow.. (rest of Meow Mix song)"
  • "Max Power! He has a name you can touch! But you shouldn't touch!"
    I sing this constantly.
  • "That's the end of that chapter."
  • Homer: Maggie, put the moldy old bear down...
    *Something dons on our hero*
    Homer: Moldy? OLD?! I'm Goigng going to get something to eat!
  • Bi Mon Sci Fi Con!
  • *Bart skates by naked*

    "I like men now."
  • Lisa: Fine then. WHo's George Washington Carver?
    Bart: The guy who chopped up George Washington?
    Homer: Really?
  • Lisa's Brain: They're only using you for your pool, you know.
    Lisa to Brain: Shut up brain, I got friends now. I don't need you anymore.
  • "I'm seeing double... four Krustys!" [krusties?]
  • *Sideshow Bob is getting trampled by a parade*

    Sideshow Bob: Oh no! Not the Elephants!!!!!!

    *Bob is promptly trampled by at least 6 elephants*
  • Best ones ever in my opinion

    Banner: Are you the beer baron??
    Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
    Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.

    Banner: Are you the beer baron?
    Comic Book Guy:Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.
    Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby!
    Comic Book Guy: Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.
  • If for no other reason than it epitomized the Generation X teenagers that annoyed the crap out of me when I was in middle school, I submit this quote from Season 7, Episode 24 entitled "Homerpalooza"

    Teenager 1: [sarcastically] Oh look, here comes that cannonball guy, he's cool.
    Teenager 2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
    Teenager 1: I don't even know anymore.
  • what a BBC!!!
  • edited April 2008
    In one episode Comic book guy's t-shirt reads
    C:/DOS
    C:/DOS/RUN
    RUN/DOS/RUN
    Post edited by ninjarabbi on
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