Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo!
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No Homer: Ham? Lisa: No Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
While all these comments are indeed awesome, this is the best one and one that Rym often says.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo. Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard. (A man runs out of the bar crying) Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
While all these comments are indeed awesome, this is the best one and one that Rym often says.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo. Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard. (A man runs out of the bar crying) Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
FBI agent: 'Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.' Homer: 'No problem.' [stepping hard on Homer's foot] FBI agent: 'Hello, Mr. Thompson.' [Homer stares blankly for a few seconds] Homer: [whispering to other FBI agent] 'I think he's talking to you.'
While all these comments are indeed awesome, this is the best one and one that Rym often says.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo. Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard. (A man runs out of the bar crying) Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged! Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy:Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper. Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby! Comic Book Guy: Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.
If for no other reason than it epitomized the Generation X teenagers that annoyed the crap out of me when I was in middle school, I submit this quote from Season 7, Episode 24 entitled "Homerpalooza"
Teenager 1: [sarcastically] Oh look, here comes that cannonball guy, he's cool. Teenager 2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teenager 1: I don't even know anymore.
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Marge: Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: All right, that's the worst name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
You know, taking a letter out each time.
Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones."
Smithers: "Maybe a film will get people to know the real you... ...virtuous, heroic, nubile..."
Burns: "You left out PLEASANT!" *smacks Smithers with something"
Homer: 'No problem.'
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI agent: 'Hello, Mr. Thompson.'
[Homer stares blankly for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to other FBI agent] 'I think he's talking to you.'
w/e, does it really matter.
*Something dons on our hero*
Homer: Moldy? OLD?! I'm Goigng going to get something to eat!
"I like men now."
Bart: The guy who chopped up George Washington?
Homer: Really?
Lisa to Brain: Shut up brain, I got friends now. I don't need you anymore.
Sideshow Bob: Oh no! Not the Elephants!!!!!!
*Bob is promptly trampled by at least 6 elephants*
Banner: Are you the beer baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
Banner: Are you the beer baron?
Comic Book Guy:Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.
Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby!
Comic Book Guy: Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.
Teenager 1: [sarcastically] Oh look, here comes that cannonball guy, he's cool.
Teenager 2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Teenager 1: I don't even know anymore.
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