Oh Tsuntsun, why does everyone always want to eat our pets?
Maybe because everyone just can't stop thinking about eating. It's the American way.
Honestly, I am not a hunter-gatherer. All the meat I eat looks like dead meat when I get it. I don't understand looking at a live animal and thinking that it looks "tasty". I sure don't think that high fructose corn syrup and lots of other fun ingredients look "tasty" before they're processed into the things I eat.
If anyone ever talked about eating my pets they'd get boot-faced.
Maybe because everyone just can't stop thinking about eating. It's the American way.
Um. Maybe?
Honestly, I am not a hunter-gatherer. All the meat I eat looks like dead meat when I get it. I don't understand looking at a live animal and thinking that it looks "tasty". I sure don't think that high fructose corn syrup and lots of other fun ingredients look "tasty" before they're processed into the things I eat.
Or, You know, I might have been joking, and other people might have as well. Nah, Forget it, who am I kidding? It's most likely I looked at an animal and said "Hey, I have to eat me one of those, that grunting, shitting, squealing thing looks like it would taste good." Yeah, that must be it. When I tell my cats "Stop that, before I make you into a pie." I actually mean it. Of course.
If anyone ever talked about eating my pets they'd get boot-faced.
Honestly, I am not a hunter-gatherer. All the meat I eat looks like dead meat when I get it. I don't understand looking at a live animal and thinking that it looks "tasty". I sure don't think that high fructose corn syrup and lots of other fun ingredients look "tasty" before they're processed into the things I eat.
Right back 'atcha. Or does getting preachy when you don't get the joke fall under another heading than "Touchy"?
No seriously? Way to make tsuntsun look tame. I will help you. A much more efficient way to react to me saying that I don't like people talking about how delicious baby animals look might be this:
I was kidding.
Calm down, for shit's sake. Shit is dependent on you.
No seriously? Way to make tsuntsun look tame. I will help you. A much more efficient way to react to me saying that I don't like people talking about how delicious baby animals look might be this:
Are there any other obvious jokes you would like me to walk you through? Or would you prefer to just colour my text maybe a nice "I'm joking" turquoise when I'm taking the piss from now on?
Calm down, for shit's sake. Shit is dependent on you.
Calm? I'm perfectly calm. The point is, I made an obvious joke, and you got preachy about it, because you either didn't get it and thought I was serious, in which case you had a bit of a Hurr Durr moment and came off half cocked, or you did get it, and you got preachy anyway, in which case, you're a humorless twat, and you need to lighten up. Now, You're getting shitty, or so it seems, because you're being called on one of those two options.
Awww, you don't like people making jokes about eating baby animals? Have a teaspoon of cement and harden up. It's just banter. We don't need or want a sermon.
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Calm down, for shit's sake. Shit is dependent on you.
Being a snarky motherfucker isn't Churba getting riled up, it's just Churba.
I'm surprised if you don't expect it by now.
Capybaras are so cute. They're like giant guinea pigs!
They make the cutest noises, too. I wouldn't buy one as a pet, but I do like them.
Awww, you don't like people making jokes about eating baby animals? Have a teaspoon of cement and harden up. It's just banter. We don't need or want a sermon.
Good. You didn't get one. I said what I thought. I am allowed to do that, suck it up and deal with it without getting your feelings hurt. I wasn't even talking to you earlier, so surprise - the stick in your ass didn't even have your name on it. You think your existence as "Churba" is a fine reason for flying off the handle? Then being me is a fine reason for flatly stating my distaste for what was being discussed. Go eat a piglet or something and cheer yourself up. I'm not responding to you again.
And here is something for everyone to think about.
I am allowed to do that, suck it up and deal with it without getting your feelings hurt.
Yeah, I didn't get any feelings hurt. I've been on the internet more than five minutes, I know not to take it personally. I would appreciate if you stopped projecting on me, though.
Good. You didn't get one.
Self-awareness - you need to work on that.
I wasn't even talking to you earlier, so surprise - the stick in your ass didn't even have your name on it.
You made a blanket statement, it seemed, to people saying about how these cute animals looked tasty. I was one of those people. Pull your head in, grow a pair, and at least stand behind what you say and who you say it to.
You think your existence as "Churba" is a fine reason for flying off the handle?
It's good enough for me. To quote bill hicks, "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Don't worry, Princess, I'll treat you with nice little velvet kid's gloves from now on.
Then being me is a fine reason for flatly stating my distaste for what was being discussed.
Yes, It is. Free speech, and all that.
Go eat a piglet or something and cheer yourself up.
I don't think I will, Instead, I'll make a nice stew from one of the two rabbits in my freezer.
I'm not responding to you again.
You don't like the way I talk, but you're rewarding me? You're sweet. Thank you.
And here is something for everyone to think about.
D'AWWWWW. Even spiders can be cute when they're tiny.
Now why you gotta pick on me for??!! What did I do?? I warn you, I'm mean when I'm riled by people teasing me about my pets.
...oh wait, you did receive rabbit meat, didn't you? Well, make sure you use it well for sustenance.
Just coincidence. And I do use it well - both rabbits died instantly, and without pain, I can guarantee that personally, and I waste as little as possible - the only thing I don't eat is I don't eat that actual bones themselves, though I do use them in the stew, and the skin, which I gave to a local leather worker who uses it to make small craft stuff, and splits the profit with a local vet charity.
Edit: Both of you, stop your bitching. Seriously. It's like listening to a Nine fight!
I think we're finished, now. I am, at any rate, and I'm sure tsun is pretty well finished with it.
If you're going to make bitchcakes, could you at least do it in private.
LOL bitchcakes.
I thought it looked like some overly-saccharine animu-version of a spider magically brought to life.
I found a site that was all cute photos of jumping spiders. They look like adorable fuzzy turrets.
Just coincidence. And I do use it well - both rabbits died instantly, and without pain, I can guarantee that personally, and I waste as little as possible - the only thing I don't eat is I don't eat that actual bones themselves, though I do use them in the stew, and the skin, which I gave to a local leather worker who uses it to make small craft stuff, and splits the profit with a local vet charity.
I think I remembered afterward that you had mentioned that. That's more use than most people get out of their meat! Like I said about WindUpBird's paella, this way is better than most.
I found a site that was all cute photos of jumping spiders. They look like adorable fuzzy turrets.
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I think I remembered afterward that you had mentioned that. That's more use than most people get out of their meat! Like I said about WindUpBird's paella, this way is better than most.
I've already killed them, the least I can do is be respectful and not waste anything. It was me who did the deed, and therefore it's my responsibility to make sure it wasn't just a pointless waste - I'm a carnivore, not a psychotic.
I always knew big-game hunters were a bit funny...No one eats wolf meat.
I've eaten wolf meat, it tastes really, really weird. Not unpleasant, just...weird. But in my view, If you kill it, you'd better be willing eat it, or find someone who will. Excluding humans, obviously, because that leads to some very awkward conversations at dinner parties.
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Honestly, I am not a hunter-gatherer. All the meat I eat looks like dead meat when I get it. I don't understand looking at a live animal and thinking that it looks "tasty". I sure don't think that high fructose corn syrup and lots of other fun ingredients look "tasty" before they're processed into the things I eat.
If anyone ever talked about eating my pets they'd get boot-faced.
Nah, Forget it, who am I kidding?
It's most likely I looked at an animal and said "Hey, I have to eat me one of those, that grunting, shitting, squealing thing looks like it would taste good."
Yeah, that must be it. When I tell my cats "Stop that, before I make you into a pie." I actually mean it. Of course. Heh.
Can't we all just get along?
Capybaras are so cute. They're like giant guinea pigs!
The point is, I made an obvious joke, and you got preachy about it, because you either didn't get it and thought I was serious, in which case you had a bit of a Hurr Durr moment and came off half cocked, or you did get it, and you got preachy anyway, in which case, you're a humorless twat, and you need to lighten up.
Now, You're getting shitty, or so it seems, because you're being called on one of those two options.
Awww, you don't like people making jokes about eating baby animals? Have a teaspoon of cement and harden up. It's just banter. We don't need or want a sermon.
Edit - Also, this > I'm surprised if you don't expect it by now. They make the cutest noises, too. I wouldn't buy one as a pet, but I do like them.
Tasty.
And here is something for everyone to think about.
Don't worry, Princess, I'll treat you with nice little velvet kid's gloves from now on. Yes, It is. Free speech, and all that. I don't think I will, Instead, I'll make a nice stew from one of the two rabbits in my freezer.You don't like the way I talk, but you're rewarding me? You're sweet. Thank you. D'AWWWWW. Even spiders can be cute when they're tiny.
...oh wait, you did receive rabbit meat, didn't you? Well, make sure you use it well for sustenance.
Edit: Both of you, stop your bitching. Seriously. It's like listening to a Nine fight!
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But in my view, If you kill it, you'd better be willing eat it, or find someone who will. Excluding humans, obviously, because that leads to some very awkward conversations at dinner parties.