This has to be one of the saddest pop culture weeks ever for myself.
1. The plug was officially pulled on Rock Band, with no more official DLC. Harmonix has moved to another direction. It was static for a while, but the ending is not fun for something that really motivated me socially.
2. The Death of Roger Ebert, one of them who really shined a light of the importance of modern criticism and the idea criticism/discussion of films as an artform and activity.
3. One of my favorite podcasts, The League of Extreme Ordinary Gentlemen is officially ending and they did it with a wimper coming off of April Fool's. For a 102-minute podcast, they mention at the last 5 minutes "Oh, we are ending..." But I got twitter confirmations from both lead hosts...so I guess it's a real thing.
Big 8-10 Page Paper due on Monday too. I didn't think I've had another shitty week like this.
Luke, I sincerely hope your asshole does not fall out.
Prolapse is a different matter all together, its like an arse hernia. You can't poop in your pants more than poop. Unless it was blood, actually that is worse. Arse blood would be the worse, which could happen. If you tear your sphincter that could cause some problems. Also avoid orange juice at all costs it only makes the poop acidic and will make you cry and beg to any god that it ends, I speak from experience it is the worse pain I have ever felt in my life.
Indeed, you'll want something that'll make pooping easier. I recommend spicy tacos. Remember, the spicier, the faster it wants to get out of you! Use lots of hot sauce.
Indeed, you'll want something that'll make pooping easier. I recommend spicy tacos. Remember, the spicier, the faster it wants to get out of you! Use lots of hot sauce.
Indeed, you'll want something that'll make pooping easier. I recommend spicy tacos. Remember, the spicier, the faster it wants to get out of you! Use lots of hot sauce.
The scorched ass policy?
Get some of that suracha sauce in there. In fact soak the paper in it, that will make it smoother on the wipe.
Windows installation on my SSD took a shit. Might need to wipe the drive and start over. Thankfully, I'm managing to salvage some important files. But running Windows Repair is getting errors, so...Yeah.
I took some new pills yesterday that the pharmacist described as "like a bomb landing in you belly". Now I'm constipated and my stomach is hurting in a different way. At least I'm not shitting myself, which happened three times yesterday.
And now my nurse is ill too, and so we're nursing each other.
It is 67 outside in sunny Manassas Va. But, I allergies are acting out. Still against my better judgement I am just gonna go an go for a run. Whatever happens next is on me, and on me alone!
I took some new pills yesterday that the pharmacist described as "like a bomb landing in you belly". Now I'm constipated and my stomach is hurting in a different way. At least I'm not shitting myself, which happened three times yesterday.
I didn't shit at all today. I know I emptied myself completely on Saturday, but I feel as though I've eaten enough since I last had a shit to fill up my guts and more so.
So I am completely panicking. I go in for my pre-employment meeting with my new awesome job, and there's a urine drug screen. Normally this isn't an issue, because I have never nor will take recreational drugs. However, on Saturday I had the worst migraine of my entire life and nothing would kick it, so I took one vicodin left over from when I had oral surgery and tried to sleep it off (no avail, the migraine was still there when I got up). Now I'm panicking because I'm afraid it will show up in my screen and I will get fired for nothing. >_<
I think the problem is that she wasn't really supposed to be taking the vicodin because she has already long-completed her oral surgery, she just had some leftover and thought it might help her migraine.
But yeah, if you just say upfront that you had oral surgery recently and was prescribed vicodin for it, you'll probably be fine. If they hand you a questionnaire or anything, that'd be a good place to mention it.
The vicodin was from 2011. I kept it in case of emergencies -- I am pretty accident prone and I imagined myself having a compound fracture after falling down the stairs and needing it someday. Normally I'd never think of taking it, but it goes to show how awful the migraine was. I had never felt anything like it before.
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1. The plug was officially pulled on Rock Band, with no more official DLC. Harmonix has moved to another direction. It was static for a while, but the ending is not fun for something that really motivated me socially.
2. The Death of Roger Ebert, one of them who really shined a light of the importance of modern criticism and the idea criticism/discussion of films as an artform and activity.
3. One of my favorite podcasts, The League of Extreme Ordinary Gentlemen is officially ending and they did it with a wimper coming off of April Fool's. For a 102-minute podcast, they mention at the last 5 minutes "Oh, we are ending..." But I got twitter confirmations from both lead hosts...so I guess it's a real thing.
Big 8-10 Page Paper due on Monday too. I didn't think I've had another shitty week like this.
Luke, I sincerely hope your asshole does not fall out.
Hope you feel better, Luke.
And now my nurse is ill too, and so we're nursing each other.
Still against my better judgement I am just gonna go an go for a run.
Whatever happens next is on me, and on me alone!
Now I'm panicking because I'm afraid it will show up in my screen and I will get fired for nothing. >_<
But yeah, if you just say upfront that you had oral surgery recently and was prescribed vicodin for it, you'll probably be fine. If they hand you a questionnaire or anything, that'd be a good place to mention it.
Also stubbed my toe.
Normally I'd never think of taking it, but it goes to show how awful the migraine was. I had never felt anything like it before.