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  • You obtained it legally. You kept it and took it later. That's a pretty typical off-label use. It's one pill, not like you have a secret stash. Don't worry about it unless it becomes an issue, and above all TELL THE TRUTH if you are asked about it. It's probably a non-issue. If you lie or appear to be covering something up, they will wonder why.
  • Well I didn't have a stroke as was first thought. They think it could either be a thyroid embalance or a reaction to some of my medication, so thats something. Still sucks having to put postits every where.
  • Well I didn't have a stroke as was first thought. They think it could either be a thyroid embalance or a reaction to some of my medication, so thats something. Still sucks having to put postits every where.
    Hey, you owe me $20,-

    Seriously though, that really sucks man. My sympathies
  • Well I didn't have a stroke as was first thought. They think it could either be a thyroid embalance or a reaction to some of my medication, so thats something. Still sucks having to put postits every where.
    Hey, you owe me $20,-

    Seriously though, that really sucks man. My sympathies
    Are you sure? Wait a minuet are you a sea monster?

    Yeah sucks a tad still at least Scrubs is interesting again. Thanks though.
  • I've lost quite a bit of weight. Considering I don't have much spare weight to begin with, I feel particularly bummed out.
  • The developer/tester cycle is normally a great thing, except when it comes to release day. I hate release days.
  • *Sigh.* Capcom just can't not cancel Mega Man games, huh? Ridiculous. This looks awful shiny.
    I wonder what has caused this shift in their attitude towards the Mega Man franchise. Was there a change in management that doesn't like Mega Man or something?

  • The sockets where my wisdom teeth used to be sting slightly like an electric shock when I drink anything with alcohol.
  • *Sigh.* Capcom just can't not cancel Mega Man games, huh? Ridiculous. This looks awful shiny.
    I wonder what has caused this shift in their attitude towards the Mega Man franchise. Was there a change in management that doesn't like Mega Man or something?

    The creative vision behind Mega Man, Keiji Inafune, didn't get along with Capcom management, and he quit about two years ago. They have claimed none of the cancellations had to do with him leaving, but I don't really believe them.

  • Bitcoin apparently crashed recently.

    The fail is that it didn't happen sooner.
  • Bitcoin apparently crashed recently.

    The fail is that it didn't happen sooner.
    It has. More than once. Basically, bitcoin is destined for a continual boom-bust cycle due to the basic nature of the currency.
  • Ah. Okay then.
  • -1 large glass jug of apple cider
    +1000 glass shards and cider-soaked miscellany in the laundry room
  • I am facepalming so much today over one of our clients. Seriously, how stupid can these people be?! It's amazing that they are capable of doing anything at all.
  • My ex has got me feeling all heartsick. I can't decide if it's good or bad that she's a couple hundred miles away.
  • edited April 2013
    The KFC 1/2 Gallon Mega Jug
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    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • The KFC 1/2 Gallon Mega Jug
    Wow. Even the "fat guy" portion of my brain thinks that's a bit much. I hope that beverage is designed to be shared among several people, like with one of those 10 piece family chicken buckets. No one person should drink something like that in one sitting.
  • The KFC 1/2 Gallon Mega Jug
    Wow. Even the "fat guy" portion of my brain thinks that's a bit much. I hope that beverage is designed to be shared among several people, like with one of those 10 piece family chicken buckets. No one person should drink something like that in one sitting.
    It looks like a good staple for library times. I wish they made something like that over here, would be great diss fuel.

  • So half a gallon is almost 2 liters. Most bottles of beverages you can buy here in super markets and convenience stores are 1.5 liters. Usually you fill a glass out of such a bottle.

    'Merica, why you so fat? That's why.
  • -1 large glass jug of apple cider
    +1000 glass shards and cider-soaked miscellany in the laundry room
    Could have been worse. Could have been a glass jug of poison. Or molasses. Or ANTS.

    The question is, did the jug explode on its own, or due to the actions of an individual taking inadvisable risks? ;^)

  • Pete, this is why we don't use glass carboys. You guys should purchase some Better Bottles instead next time.
  • Pete, this is why we don't use glass carboys. You guys should purchase some Better Bottles instead next time.
    Hey, you don't know. Maybe a burgler broke in with a hammer and smashed it. Maybe terrorists attached it.

    Until we get some answers, I'll assume it was a conspiracy like 9/11 or Obama's re-election.
  • Hey, you don't know. Maybe a burgler broke in with a hammer and smashed it. Maybe terrorists attached it.

    Until we get some answers, I'll assume it was a conspiracy like 9/11 or Obama's re-election.
    But burglar coming in and smashing the glass is not an conspiracy, but if he was paid by the glass markers association. Now there's a seed for an conspiracy.

  • 't was Rainbow dash, trying to get a sip of that delicious apple cider.
  • edited April 2013
    Pete, this is why we don't use glass carboys. You guys should purchase some Better Bottles instead next time.
    I have a 6 gallon and a 3 gallon Better Bottle, as well as 4 buckets. I'm all about plastic fermenters.

    No, these were stored for conditioning in 1 gallon glass jugs. It was lightly carbed (1.5 volumes - just at the top end of ordinary bitter), so I figured there'd be no issue. The cider was fermented completely dry (0.996 FG), so it shouldn't have had any excess fermentation.

    I'm fairly sure it was a faulty jug. I had another one break on me when I tapped it lightly. There was a spot on the jug where the glass was 75% thinner than everywhere else.

    Lesson learned. Still beverages go in glass jugs. Carbonated beverages go in stouter containers. That, or 6-liter Tap-a-Draft bottles.

    Let me tell you, that shit made a mess.
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  • So turns out my meds are messing with each other.Normally this wouldn't be so bad but its tripped off my sleeping disorder. Which again wouldn't be so bad if I didn't try to strangle my girlfriend in my sleep. So yeah that sucks
  • You sleeping disorder is strangling your girlfriend?
  • That's rough. Hope you can get your meds in order.

    Also I apologize in advance for this joke: Cheryl Tunt would love you.
  • You sleeping disorder is strangling your girlfriend?
    More that I flail around and have difficulty distinguishing dreams from reality. Some times it can be fun, I have gained many coats and am very happy, other times not so much and I forget where I am and spend the rest of the day confused and disorientated.
    That's rough. Hope you can get your meds in order.

    Also I apologize in advance for this joke: Cheryl Tunt would love you.
    Im on a stronger does so that should help it. Yeah its even better in that I had a great big beard when I did it so I was channeling Krieger.
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