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  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    How is a magical egg maker a fail?
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Because buying means you need a magical egg maker, when eggs are one of the easiest foods to cook there are.
  • GregGreg
    ...or you're a lazy fuck who doesn't like spending the time to make food.
  • Dragonmaster LouDragonmaster Lou
    Apparently the top-rated garbage disposal on Consumer Reports, the Waste King Legend 8000, is a real bitch for even a professional plumber to install.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    ...or you're a lazy fuck who doesn't like spending the time to make food.
    Heat pan on stove. Crack egg into pan. Don't suck. Consume egg.

  • GregGreg
    I know how to fry an egg, I just don't like having to baby sit it.
  • ApsupApsup
    Oddly topical discussion. Stores are closed and only food items on my fridge are eggs. I should go and crack them into a pan.
  • WyattWyatt
    edited March 2013
    Oddly topical discussion. Stores are closed and only food items on my fridge are eggs. I should go and crack them into a pan.
    NO! GO BAKE THEM!

    http://fitfoodiefinds.com/2012/11/how-to-bake-eggs-in-oven/
    http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/BakedEgg.htm
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/29/how-to-hard-boil-eggs_n_1837039.html
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  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    My POX has clouded the hell out of my mind. It's like being permanently dizzy.
  • GregGreg
    And now, ladies and gentlemen, a moment with a successful student at the most prestigious public high school in America (from a discussion about war with North Korea):
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  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    edited March 2013
    You have a brohoof and unbrohoof button.

    (Just taking note. Not saying that's a fail of the day.)
    Post edited by Anthony Heman on
  • RymRym
    Baked eggs are a devil's ploy. Fry them in butter. Eat them with toast and butter.
  • GregGreg
    You have a brohoof and unbrohoof button.

    (Just taking note. Not saying that's a fail of the day.)
    Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. It's a chrome plug-in.
  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    edited March 2013
    I don't actually use much butter anymore. Don't get me wrong, I love butter, but I use it so rarely I actually don't keep any in the apartment.

    Also, poached is the ticket to eggs.
    Post edited by Anthony Heman on
  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    The pharmacist that gave me my flu shot saw me buy medicine for my post PAX cold. He had a, "I am disappoint son" look on his face.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Over-easy is the one true home egg preparation.
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    Over-easy is the one true home egg preparation.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Over-easy is the one true home egg preparation.
    The Gordon Ramsay scramble.

  • Jack DraigoJack Draigo
    'Murica!

    That -does- remind me of those egg tubes Japan has.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Also from the Same channel.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    edited March 2013
    And now, ladies and gentlemen, a moment with a successful student at the most prestigious public high school in America (from a discussion about war with North Korea):
    Wow. And why would Britians military be the one to come save the day? I mean 'Merica is the one that seems to be the world police after all, and I know we've got a base or two there. Why does Australia even need a military anyway? Everything there wants to kill you.
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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited March 2013
    Wow. And why would Britians military be the one to come save the day? I mean 'Merica is the one that seems to be the world police after all, and I know we've got a base or two there. Why does Australia even need a military anyway? Everything there wants to kill you.
    You've got a grand total of about 2000 troops here, and the vast majority of them are desk drivers. You've got under 500 combat troops here, at a stretch, and they're not going to help us, they're stationed to protect joint projects that the US has a vested interest in. Even when the base in the NT really gets going, the vast majority of troops here will be training, not stationed troops.

    England doesn't have the ability to project enough force fast enough to really be of much assistance. And the US is helpful, but we can't rely on them - we don't control the US military, and we still have to protect ourselves till any significant force can arrive.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
    Thanks to my short stint at Boeing, I had the pleasure of working with some of the fine chaps in the RAAF, so yes, Australia has its own stuff. Also thanks to the project I was working on back then, I know that both Australia and South Korea have the most advanced early warning aircraft systems in the world.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Australia has no need for a defensive military; All it needs is a mile wide sign bearing the legend "Bushfire spider hurricanes".
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    edited March 2013
    It isn't really just defensive. In many ways, Australia is like a mini-USA. It's simply that instead of having huge influence on the entire world, Australia's is more localised within the Asia Pacific region.

    Also, since we don't have anywhere near the kind of sheer firepower the U.S. has, we're forced to be smart.
    Post edited by lackofcheese on
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Day one of vacation from work, immediately diseased.
  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    Still sick. Stopped taking medicine. Can't breathe again. Fuck you disease.

    Also can't be with the one person I want to hang out with right now because things.
  • ColdguyColdguy
    The day I could be watching some Jojo I need to work late on projects -_-
  • CremlianCremlian
    sucks to be you.
  • ColdguyColdguy
    sucks to be you.
    Go watch Jojo in my stead good sir
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