I used to have an electric VW Beatle with a lift kit like that on it. Man I miss that car. I beat the crap out of it when I was a kid 'til it was dead, and afterward had no idea how to fix it. My parents got divorced and my dad was too depressed to help me with it.
Man, Sonic, why you gotta be cuttin' those onions?
Some of my Japanese students wanted to make Japanese food, but they don't have a kitchen. I have a kitchen, but no Japanese food. We were about to come to a mutually beneficial, delicious arrangement. Also, 12 egg omelet.
I ended up metting one of the creators of Cards Against Humanity at IndieCade and was alluding to how poorly my weekend as a volunteer was going, so he handed me a copy of the game and both expansions and thanked me for helping out!
That's cool, man! I'm sure you'll do fine. And you'll learn by doing! And then you'll hopefully get to do it again because you'll be able to say hey! I've done a photoshoot before! I got this!
Yeah. I'm also getting a rep as "the photographer" with people I hang with. Being known as a creative type is weird; getting paid for it is weirder still. Actual introduction giving for me last night at a party:
Friend: "So-and-so, this is David." Me: [shakes hand] "David {lastname}. Molecular biologist and photographer." Friend: "He's been abroad."
Pretty sure it was the most badass I've ever felt in my life. As one of the freshmen was leaving, he was too drunk to remember my name. His friend said, "He's the photographer, just remember him as the photographer."
Walking to a lecture and saw some people stuck in a boring meeting. Spent a minets dancing outside of the window to great smiles and grins. Ran away when boring people started to frown. Felt so boss.
Walking to a lecture and saw some people stuck in a boring meeting. Spent a minets dancing outside of the window to great smiles and grins. Ran away when boring people started to frown. Felt so boss.
I did that kind of shit all the time, but as I've gotten older and fatter and objectively "scarier" looking, I've had to stop as I started worrying that people were going to call the police.
Friend: "So-and-so, this is David." Me: [shakes hand] "David {lastname}. Molecular biologist and photographer." Friend: "He's been abroad."
My next question to you would have been "How long ago was the surgery?"
Actually, someone else at a party beat you to that joke.
It was me, in disguise.
Nice work on that fat Korean kid getup. I'm impressed that you learned Korean just to get in that one-liner.
Well, if you're going to play a role, there's no point in going half-way.
Ziggurat
I genuinely fail to see what ancient Mesopotamian architecture has to do with this.
I don't.
Well yeah, as the Australian contingent goes, you're the smart one, and I'm the goofy strong one. All we need now is an airhead and and a confused normal person, and we've got a full ensemble cast.
Friend: "So-and-so, this is David." Me: [shakes hand] "David {lastname}. Molecular biologist and photographer." Friend: "He's been abroad."
My next question to you would have been "How long ago was the surgery?"
Actually, someone else at a party beat you to that joke.
It was me, in disguise.
Nice work on that fat Korean kid getup. I'm impressed that you learned Korean just to get in that one-liner.
Well, if you're going to play a role, there's no point in going half-way.
Ziggurat
I genuinely fail to see what ancient Mesopotamian architecture has to do with this.
I don't.
Well yeah, as the Australian contingent goes, you're the smart one, and I'm the goofy strong one. All we need now is an airhead and and a confused normal person, and we've got a full ensemble cast.
Any takers on this? Move to Australia, we have a PAX now!
Friend: "So-and-so, this is David." Me: [shakes hand] "David {lastname}. Molecular biologist and photographer." Friend: "He's been abroad."
My next question to you would have been "How long ago was the surgery?"
Actually, someone else at a party beat you to that joke.
It was me, in disguise.
Nice work on that fat Korean kid getup. I'm impressed that you learned Korean just to get in that one-liner.
Well, if you're going to play a role, there's no point in going half-way.
Ziggurat
I genuinely fail to see what ancient Mesopotamian architecture has to do with this.
I don't.
Well yeah, as the Australian contingent goes, you're the smart one, and I'm the goofy strong one. All we need now is an airhead and and a confused normal person, and we've got a full ensemble cast.
Any takers on this? Move to Australia, we have a PAX now!
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Man, Sonic, why you gotta be cuttin' those onions?
Also, probably already got a sale on a $100 giclee print, so that's a Booh Yah without a caveat.
Friend: "So-and-so, this is David."
Me: [shakes hand] "David {lastname}. Molecular biologist and photographer."
Friend: "He's been abroad."
Pretty sure it was the most badass I've ever felt in my life. As one of the freshmen was leaving, he was too drunk to remember my name. His friend said, "He's the photographer, just remember him as the photographer."
This is a highly ambiguous sentence. I'm intrigued.