Remember the movie Hackers? It wasn't that good of a movie, but it had a duo of hacker types that had a little show and held court in a little hacker enclave - reminding me very much of Scrym.
Is it true that Rym and Scott were not gay before they were employed as scientists on the Pentagon's gay bomb project? Was it a terrible lab accident involving the bomb that turned them gay?
Pokemon might be gay, but it appeals to a lot of straights.
No, I'm pretty sure there must have been an accidental explosion of a gay bomb that Rym and Scott were working to dismantle. Someone should write a fanfic about it . . .
Scott looked worried as Rym opened the uppermost panel on the bomb's outer hull. "Oh my God, be careful! You can't hold ten gay bombs!", ejaculated Scott.
"O RLY?", queried Rym as he studied the interior of the bomb. "Whoever designed this firing board should die in a fire. What do you think: the red wire or the blue wire?"
"The red one . . . No! The blue one!" Too late. Rym had already cut the red one. Both friends screamed "Oh noes!" as they were penetrated by the gay rays . . .
They've been trying to find a cure for years with no success. Undeterred, they drift from town to town, supporting themselves by odd jobs and righting wrongs while being constantly pursued by a reporter from Wired magazine.
Perhaps if they are sandwiched between two straight porno chicks and compressed, the gay rays within them will separate from them due to reverse osmosis and enter the porno chicks. However, since it takes less gay rays to turn regular guys gay than it does to turn porno chicks lesbian, the porno chicks will then become bisexual. In this manner, we will end up with straight Rym and Scott and Bisexual prono chicks, thus making the world a better place.
Perhaps if they are sandwiched between two straight porno chicks and compressed, the gay rays within them will separate from them due to reverse osmosis and enter the porno chicks. However, since it takes less gay rays to turn regular guys gay than it does to turn porno chicks lesbian, the porno chicks will then become bisexual. In this manner, we will end up with straight Rym and Scott and Bisexual prono chicks, thus making the world a better place.
They've been trying to find a cure for years with no success. Undeterred, they drift from town to town, supporting themselves by odd jobs and righting wrongs while being constantly pursued by a reporter fromWiredmagazine.
They've been trying to find a cure for years with no success. Undeterred, they drift from town to town, supporting themselves by odd jobs and righting wrongs while being constantly pursued by a reporter fromWiredmagazine.
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A-HA-HA I made a funny (Splinter Style woot!)
Is it true that Rym and Scott were not gay before they were employed as scientists on the Pentagon's gay bomb project? Was it a terrible lab accident involving the bomb that turned them gay?
because Pokemon is gay!!!
No, I'm pretty sure there must have been an accidental explosion of a gay bomb that Rym and Scott were working to dismantle. Someone should write a fanfic about it . . .
Scott looked worried as Rym opened the uppermost panel on the bomb's outer hull. "Oh my God, be careful! You can't hold ten gay bombs!", ejaculated Scott.
"O RLY?", queried Rym as he studied the interior of the bomb. "Whoever designed this firing board should die in a fire. What do you think: the red wire or the blue wire?"
"The red one . . . No! The blue one!" Too late. Rym had already cut the red one. Both friends screamed "Oh noes!" as they were penetrated by the gay rays . . .
Scott says, "Don't make me fabulous. You wouldn't like me when I'm fabulous."
Actually, Scott would probably look more like this if he were to decide to try the underwear pervert lifestyle:
Scrym you finally showed your true form :P