You all suck at sucking dick. Like, literally, though. Not one of you can give good head. It's a problem. All this talk about dicks. Talk can't substitute for practice, you know?
It's because you masturbate with the dreaded "death grip" technique. No mouth can compare to that. You're seriously gonna mess up your dick doing that.
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I tire of you. Please, fetch us sandwiches and ale. And wear something slutty.
@WindUpBird: Mancunt.
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